Will you still bum me tomorrow?

Bumming you

All you need is bum

This is good.

It must be bum

Bum is in the air

It's an arse ache

YouTube video by Alex Darwin Mitchell & Webb Nazis

Are we the baddies?"

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Oh dear. @telegraph.co.uk campaign to "Save Britain's Pubs" (by allowing people to drink and drive?) starts off with them not even spelling Wetherspoons correctly. Shurely shome mishtake? @privateeyenews.bsky.social

Love it. You were just missing the rain in Manchester so you went to get some in Morocco :) Great reporting. Keep it up.

It's all about the oil. But the world doesn't need Venezuelan oil right now.

Pride of place on my laptop. @kirkhamilton.com

Still earworming around and around in my head 😂

"Walking on Broken Glass" by A…–Strong Songs – Apple Podcasts Podcast Episode · Strong Songs · 13/05/2020 · 59m

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Oh. This is a good one. LOVE IT ❤️❤️❤️ @kirkhamilton.com (And my favourite outro soloist)

Just done this tonight. Perfect. Thank you.

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

It's quite a depressing read - I'm not sure I would actually ever recommend it.

You're onto something here. Coming up for air is very similar. A fantasy about having an affair wrapped up in nostalgia and impending war.

Stewart Lee: The thugs have taken my flag. So I’ve taken theirs What do you do with a lot of cheap banners hanging from motorway bridges once you’ve torn them down?

🔗 Read the full piece

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I'm not sure when Yakety Sax is EVER the wrong soundtrack. 😎

And yet that’s still more chords than at the Oasis reunion! *mic drop, runs away and hides*

“Man U’s got the best penalty kickers in the game”

Graphic with the headline “London is the greatest city in the world” set against a bright view of the River Thames with the Shard, Tower Bridge and the city skyline. The text celebrates what makes London special: regularly voted the number one city in the world, incredible diversity with over 300 languages spoken, world-class transport, world leader in finance tech and life sciences, best museums and galleries many free to visit, world-leading nightlife, food sport and music for every taste, host to the world’s best sporting events, home to seven Premier League clubs, globally-ranked universities, a city where you can be yourself and love who you love, and a place for everyone.

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again.

Ignore the haters, London is the 🐐

🧵 It is exactly a year ago since the general election. Labour have turned out to be a massive disappointment, the Tories have almost vanished into obscurity, and Reform are still twats. Here's a little story from last year from when the Conservatives wanted me to work for them.

I also liked their reference to you as a "man of many hats". Have they been swayed by this picture? 🤔

@rhodri.biz does a great job of somehow shoehorning pump up the jam into the episode too. Strong work. 👊

Obviously, I have too many favourite "you're dead to me" episodes to name here 😎

I've been rattling through the entire past catalogue of Strong Songs since you first mentioned it a month or so ago. Personal favourites are: September, God Only Knows, Paranoid Android and Born To Run - a song I didn't originally like but now love. Amazing work by Kirk.

North Korean hackers ran US-based “laptop farm” from Arizona woman’s home North Korea made millions from the scheme.

Another mad read. Woman hosted corporate laptops in Arizona so North Koreans could be "in America" remote workers for US companies. Anything for a $ - a good paying 9-5 job?

From @charlesarthur.bsky.social Overspill

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This is ridiculous. Do they have to eat fish and chips too? Or is a curry OK? 😂😂😂