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As a Giants fan, this Hunter Strickland erasure will not stand.

His staff is just letting him build stuff with legos to keep him out of the way, right? That has to be what’s happening.

We see this every gubernatorial cycle too, with every Jimothy trying to prove they’re right of Abbott. It’s fuckin humiliating.

This is my district. She’s trying to primary John Carter, who is a staunch Trumper (voted against certification on J6, worked on the 2024 campaign, etc) so this weirdo needs to debase herself to prove she’s even more extreme than he is. Should be a fun year of campaign ads!

I’d argue the worst part about them is the innocent people being murdered.

Gutter. Racism.

The giants are still dogshit but I made some FUCKIN INCREDIBLE beef ribs today. I’m taking a bow.

I saw all the sonic rings pop out of him on that hit man

They would’ve arrested the LB if that was Mahomes

Okay, I’ll be happy if they just keep showing Giants Super Bowl stills as bumper content.

That was the first play I saw when I turned the game on. Back to video games.

Always convincing when you have to reiterate that it all went according to plan.

Love a guest suite with no walls.

@footballzebras.com Finally a national broadcaster with some sense!

The essay had major “Ralphie’s Christmas theme” energy

Annual reminder that once you hear Brenda Lee sing “maybe we’ll have some FUCKIN pie, and so some caroling” you’ll never be able to unhear it. Enjoy!

Especially fun to do it the day after he announced he had no intention of leaving

DREW, NO

It helps to really lean on the word “nowadays” as filler.

“Difficult decision” 😂😂😂

SHOUT THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS

I was told very sincerely by a grown man who goes by Booger that it was SO IMPORTANT to Lane to finish what he started!!

Important to remember that “better” is a subjective assessment. In this case, a gravely incorrect one.

Can’t spell his own name correctly. Disqualified.

Shocker that Durkin wants his guys to run continuously without any stoppages.

The Back Judge at Jordan Hare is dying to be tonight’s main character

In the absence of a dog in the fight, I generally root for chaos. So when I’m watching the Iron Bowl my instinct is to root for Auburn, but every time I hear the head coach’s name I’m like “oh right, he killed a kid. Roll Tide”