Hamiltap

No no no no.

Not De Zerbi. No. Eww. No.

#COYS

You nailed it! NBC only employing players from spurs’ rivals remains annoying.

LOL.

COYS, man. We can agree on that.

Lee Dixon isn’t much better over here on the US Comms.

It doesn’t?

Am I not allowed to be frustrated about it? Just like you’re allowed to be frustrated with Romero?

Comms are wearing me out.

Someone is looking out for you.

I mean, I don’t know what he was thinking. Neither do the comms guys.

It’s a bad challenge. I agree with you. It’s terrible timing for a TON of reasons.

I think he’s reffed differently.

This was a yellow:

And Newcastle
And Fulham
And Palace

We’re a hamstring or another sending off from Archie at CB again.

Will it be a red in every game this weekend?

*spoiler* It won’t be.

Man, I’m watching US Comms and I never hear them go off on a player like this.

Like, are you really telling me he wasn’t trying to kick the ball and he chose mid kick to kick Casemiro instead?

I guarantee you’ll see a similar tackle this weekend and it will be yellow.

The people are saying

COYS

🗣️🗣️🗣️

I do not understand this team, these players, the coaches, the owners, the fans.

Nothing makes sense.

I grow more confused each game.

But like, #COYS anyways!

I’ve passed your request along to the proper authorities.

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

DOM SOLANKE

I AM MOVED

(Also, Gallagher awesome)

#COYS

I am convinced that Tottenham Hotspur FC exists solely to cause people stress.

#COYS

Bissouma

Anyways,

Spurs women had 2 absolute rocket goals from outside the box today. Their renaissance this season has been so fun.

#COYS

The Vicario experience:

Terrible goalkeeping for first goal

Unreal save to stop the 2nd.

#COYS

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I swear to god, if we lose Micky VdV because of Thomas Fr*nk, I’m gonna LOSE IT!

#COYS

Buendia turns into peak Eriksen every time he plays Spurs.

#COYS

The football has been brighter, but we can’t even get a shot off in these transition and counter attacks. Have to be more clinical.

#COYS

I have no idea who this team is but playing in your final third is actually kinda cool.

#COYS

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What’s it like being smart?

I think I should’ve just stayed asleep. Or whatever you did to skip the match(es).

Save me from this slog!

With the attackers we have missing, and Frank’s “style” (?), I think it’s all we have for the foreseeable

Did you watch Tottenham play

OR

Did you take a 2 hour nap?

Who’s to say?

#COYS

Just your normal sleep inducing snooze fest from Tottenham Hotspur FC. Nothing to see here, literally.

#COYS