Phoebe

Fire him at halftime.

Well hopefully the world ends before May

Odobert trying things made that far more bearable.

I said this after last week but this is the most disconnected I’ve felt about a Spurs side since Mourinho.

Just awful and I don’t know how Frank survives.

Fuck off.

Misery

COMING THROUGH

Micky van de Son

Ole ole

I attempted pedestrian-ing to a bar in San Antonio for that. The walk was more exciting.

This fixture is cursed

Realised that I’m now treating funny viral videos in the same way footballers celebrate goals —

1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside

Big boy tuddy

Cannot speak to this film, but oh my is Scott Parker Robert Redford’s doppelgänger?!

That reminded me of another #15 scoring his first PL goal away to West Ham

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Having a real “don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened” kinda morning

That was a painful watch

What voters think nativism will mean: stop giving benefits to others, so you can focus resources on citizens

What it actually means in practice: stop giving citizens benefits, so you can focus resources on punishing others

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

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Sonny f bombs!!!!!!!

I TOLD THEM

🎤

He really is being man marked 😭

Drunk Biss is my favorite

This account is now just to document sport commentator’s absurdities.

“While factually he was technically offside…”

“Cool as a greyhound’s nose in possession”

Can’t say I’ve heard that one before

Following transfer deadline day and a coup to kick off the week…is an experience.

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

Feel like a proud mom right now