Phoebe

Realised that I’m now treating funny viral videos in the same way footballers celebrate goals —

1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside

Big boy tuddy

Cannot speak to this film, but oh my is Scott Parker Robert Redford’s doppelgänger?!

That reminded me of another #15 scoring his first PL goal away to West Ham

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Having a real “don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened” kinda morning

That was a painful watch

What voters think nativism will mean: stop giving benefits to others, so you can focus resources on citizens

What it actually means in practice: stop giving citizens benefits, so you can focus resources on punishing others

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

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Sonny f bombs!!!!!!!

I TOLD THEM

🎤

He really is being man marked 😭

Drunk Biss is my favorite

This account is now just to document sport commentator’s absurdities.

“While factually he was technically offside…”

“Cool as a greyhound’s nose in possession”

Can’t say I’ve heard that one before

Following transfer deadline day and a coup to kick off the week…is an experience.

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

Feel like a proud mom right now

Why is @arlingtonspurs.bsky.social catching strays?

Feeling like quite the smug New Englander to have timed my shoveling just right to be done with the sidewalk and driveway right as it ended and salted ahead of the big freeze. Might’ve moved south of the Mason Dixon but I still got it.

Cursed ass club

Happy the Birds didn’t follow Tottenham’s lead and ruin this day completely.