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The only thing the Dems will have learned is learned helplessness, and the pessimist in me says this is by design.

I was probably in kindergarten. Never again, that shit tastes like missing people.

It doesn’t end well. Trust me.

I’ve been pretty nonplussed by all these IP sets. Unfortunately I would buy the hell out of a Seinfeld set.

We are going to punish somebody for this attack, but just who or what will be blown to smithereens for it is hard to say. Maybe Afghanistan, maybe Pakistan or Iraq, or possibly all three at once. Who knows? Not even the Generals in what remains of the Pentagon or the New York papers calling for WAR seem to know who did it or where to look for them. This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed -- for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won't hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force. Good luck. He is in for a profoundly difficult job -- armed as he is with no credible Military Intelligence, no witnesses and only the ghost of Bin Laden to blame for the tragedy. OK. It is 24 hours later now, and we are not getting much information about the Five Ws of this thing. The numbers out of the Pentagon are baffling, as if Military Censorship has already been imposed on the media. It is ominous. The only news on TV comes from weeping victims and ignorant speculators. The lid is on. Loose Lips Sink Ships. Don't say anything that might give aid to The Enemy.

No better time to post Hunter S. Thompson on 9/12/2001.

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I mean we already got Eddington. It just got way more prescient too.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 9

I gaslit myself for years thinking that it didn’t actually exist, this was my favorite thing I ever ate at a Mcdonalds

Did he have a kiss cam

On that note I haven’t heard anyone question why a concert would have a kiss cam in the first place.

Harold and Maude, hell yeah.

No they’re not.

Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house.

Love and Mercy

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I’ve been looking for her too, although I intend on just asking her out.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

I stand in solidarity and also won’t play a Super Bowl halftime show

Never seen it but sounds like a very prescient porno

[They stab Caesar.]

Life is insane. Sorry she and your family had to go through that. Wishing love and healing for you all.

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We are living in a Thomas Pynchon novel.

A conversation between Prince and Richard Brautigan would legitimately be kind of delightful to listen to

Same, it’s equal parts funny, terrifying, and infuriating. But my god is it funny.

Not sure it was THE moment, but it was certainly canary in the coal mine-esque

“Kill her Elephant Man!”

Who could blame you

Round and Round is still an amazing song from a great album.