Kj Leam

Tiny Chef hosting is the only thing that could make Masterchef watchable.

S’all a bit massively shit innit?
Don’t know why I bother half the time.

I rarely say this sort of thing about someone but I really REALLY fucking hate Farage and that Tice prick.

All the new Reform UK councillors may lack experience, but they can always rely on their strongly held convictions. Especially the ones for fraud, sexual assault and tax evasion.

BUGGERSHITPISSFUCKWANK.

I hate living there. I always thought people round there were stupid, this confirms it.

Haven’t seen it yet so don’t know about the soundtrack but as one of the actors (Pete Dreimanis) is in a band called July Talk, who are bloody amazing, I’m hoping he had a hand in it.

As someone who managed to persuade his parents to buy him I can assure you your Ma was right to refuse. It was, and I apologise for using the technical term, absolutely fucking vile.

I’ve never actually heard any of his albums, just the stuff he did on the Kith shows, I really need to rectify that.
All the kids in the hall lot are heroes of mine, I get really giddy when I see someone else mention them.

Well that’s it then, America is well and truly bollocksed.
Bye bye department of education.
The gropey mango wants you to be as thick as shit like him.

Ahh Mr Mculloch, not only one fifth of the greatest comedy troupe going but also author of one of the greatest opening lines in a book “Going to the supermarket in your pyjamas is like having a wank in front of your dog, you know it’s wrong but you’re never quite sure why”

For someone who likes to challenge people he really does have the thinnest skin going. One of my favourite Twitter moments was the time I found out he’d blocked me for calling him out as a hypocrite.

Any time.

Ah hell Foxy, sorry to hear that. Gimme a nudge if you need anything yeah?

Aye that’s a fair reasoning, I know I’ve listened to So There but I couldn’t tell you anything about it, same goes for his latest one and I’m. It even touching the Christmas one he did last year.

I’m curious to hear about Ben Folds. I’ve struggled with everything he’s put out since the BF5 reunion.
For me Way to Normal & the fake tracks were the last interesting stuff for me.
I have however somehow managed to get handwritten lyrics by him & I have no idea where from as I’ve never met him.

Oh god, what have we created?

In the words of Eli, “that’ll do nicely”

I tried some of these and thought they were vile, they just seemed to be hot for the sake of being hot.

Is it me or is the acting on the Good Ship Murder not very good?
I would say the acting in Doctors was better than this.

You meant refreshed right?

That’s one of the biggest tourist attractions where I’m from.
Grimsby.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, more dog pics please.

I know it’s childish but the fact you can put ‘fucking’ in your google search to stop the AI overview being the first thing on the results page makes me howl like a twat.

No longer should you ask Google “how do you make a cake”, now you ask “how do you make a fucking cake”.

I’m 45 in a few months.

Comedy Central Live.

This type of game never works out well for me.

Eeeeeeeeeew🤮

Magma? Don’t tell me Trumps cult has made it inside the earth now.

Asbo-bleedin’-lutely.

My train is delayed, I’m going to miss my connection which is the last train out of Doncaster tonight. This is gonna be fun in a not very fun way.
Fucksticks.

One of the tasks being to get a flower stuck in the arse of a hospital patient

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