Wiener Herzog

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

this is so fucking funny. they put him in the black hole sun music video

That’s basically what triggers it for me too lol

I sing this jingle to myself at least once or twice a month. It’s so perfect.

Take This Job And Shove It by Johnny Paycheck

Sending up the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Bat-Signal for this

Had a dream we cut off every oligarch’s head. Things got better.

Absolute Filth. Should be illegal*

*Connor McDavid

An Beer

I am never going to die

This Billionaire Quant Is Turbocharging His Trading Models With ChatGPT-Style AI quant is not cunt, but it’s what it should be

not how I spell that word, but

We’re making do with what we can

It’s bonkers. I blinked and River is a Big Kid

Shit like this makes me even more awestruck by Frank Worsley on Shackleton’s Endurance expedition.

“Hey Frank, we need to cross 800 miles of Freezing Cold Murder Ocean, and hit one single small island or we drift away forever and our entire expedition dies”

AND HE DOES IT.

A selection of paw paw tree cultivars in a greenhouse.

The College Green in Athens Ohio. The picture was taken right beside the Soldiers and Sailors Monument.

A pint of Jackie O’s Mystic Mama IPA.

A happy bald mustachioed man with his two beautiful daughters.

Day trip yesterday 3hrz south to Athens OH with the girls. Bought some paw paw trees and a persimmon tree for the backyard.

12/10 would recommend. Come over for paw paws in 2-4 years and persimmons next year.

A can of Fat Head’s Head Hunter beer and a delicious looking homemade beef and cheddar sandwich.

“Solo Dad Dinner”

Wife is in Scotland so I made homemade beef ‘n’ cheddar sandwiches for dinner tonight

I got lucky on day 1 against you with an easy set of questions.

I tried to do this on ND Nation and 6 different swat teams destroyed my house within 20 minutes

The outfit is so damn good here, too. That new JLC Reverso is so sick.

Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

Dear EA, if the amount of $$ you made off the return of CFB didn't make you realize it, heres the sign that if you remade this with updated graphics and changed nothing else, you would make a fortune.

Or just release this as mobile/tablet game

I guess I need to finally write “How many beers could each Batman character drink in a day”

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

In the same boat, friend. It’s a long road ahead.

CM Pope

so the Pope is with the Dalai Lama on a nondenominational world peace tour & they stop in Chicago. The pope takes the Lama to his favorite hot dog stand, says, you gotta try it, this guy's the best. the guy says "What can I getcha, Your Holiness?" & the Dalai Lama says "Make me one with everything."

Look I get performatively not caring about the new pope, I do. But I want you to consider two things:

1) there is now a nonzero chance JD Vance gets excommunicated
2) think about what must’ve happened to his face between hearing “there’s an American pope” and “it’s the one that hates you”