corncob

Tapping around on a little portable television

Honka Honka

This unfortunately was not extreme enough and I am now amending the prediction to replace the skillsaw with a high speed drone that blows my entire house up on impact

web sites that make you re-enter all ur info immediately after setting a new password--- FUCK YOU!!!!! Pointless waste of my time!!!!

Half chicken and cheese and half chocolate pizza

what ill-omened deal was struck in hollywood that made it to where they make one of those edgy retellings of snow white every other year. Is there just a warehouse full of hot topic style shirts for that specifically that someone needs to sell off in a bad way or something

i'll bring the hose

Gonna own so hard two years from now when the cops are skillsawing through my garage door to confiscate the newly illegal carbon monixide detector from my basement

I think I'll miss re-visiting the anti goku page any time one of those tweets pops back into my mind the most. "battling count chocula in the chocosphere" and "please rise for the national anthem of the shadow realm (disturbed - dehumanized) starts to play" will live on now in memory only

The Brick Immortar this eventually results in is gonna go so hard

Hello,

Every night me & the homies would go out to the garage and light a fire in the middle of the floor out there then build contraptions.

I miss my garage lab and doing homie science with my homies in the garage lab

some t hings just never change

found a gatorade in the fridge and reflexively honked my titties in the ecstasy of the surprise

It is probably sick as hell in one of those suckers

i never thought about it in terms of if websites were countries, or in other words, "stupidly"

the only thing better than lunch is the anticipation of lunch

There's a straight up old timey paddy-wagon that drives around my neighnorhood. I want to believe there's a guy in there with a huge net after stray dogs

Needed this today

This site rules because ppl can say or claim whatever stupid shit they want. You can do jokes on here abt seeing el*n whipping factory workers or the senate hosting cock fights without some boring checkmark idiot shitting up the obvious joke with community notes

was out walking today and thought I saw my old roommate standing on some random porch in my periphery but it was just someone's Jason Voorhees halloween decoration

Some of the most horrifying literature I've read online involves Johnny Bravo falling asleep in a tanning bed

Thank fuck it's almost Tittie Tuesday

Yeah

Corncob

Fuck it why shouldn't they make the Air Bud eSports movie now. Show me the dog doing quicksopes on a laptop track pad. Show me the dog clutching Street Fighter sets at 1%

I loathe to forget
The Big Honka Honka

They're gonna unseal a tomb in Egypt this year that reveals a wall painting that's a perfect likeness of The Rizzler and world gov't will be forced to come clean about aliens

Jerry Seinfeld - 『 コメディビーム S E I N F E L D B E A M』