Julia Adult

It’s Remembrance Day/Veterans Day. Thank a vet today. I’m married to one, so I’ll be “thanking him for his service” a little later today.

Did you know: Congressmen and women have been paid twice (they’re paid monthly) since the govt shut down. $30,000 gross each. Meanwhile Trump trying to stop food stamp payments while he has parties. And @SpeakerJohnson still has everyone on vacay

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Kash Patel always looks like he just backed up a toilet at a party and is afraid the host will figure out it was him.

I can’t believe it’s come to this.

Imagine being powerful enough to make sure people are fed, and deciding not to feed them. Pure. Fucking. Evil.

Sorry I’m late, I had to stretch properly before I bent down to put my shoes on

Just the sight of him triggers my gag reflex. It’s as if every photo smells like ketchup and poop, and sounds like rapey dementia.

Sorry I’m late. I had to explain what a phonebook was to an incredulous Gen Z.

Sorry I’m late, I just had to explain to a worker at Target what a photo album was.

Sorry I’m late, I had to scroll to my birth year on an app.

Sound up. This is how he tells me he’s hungry in the morning.

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

This year’s roundup of the dumbest “sexy” costumes

Never look a gift whore in the mouth

The war zone in Portland is out of control.

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I can’t be the only one who thinks that Aer Lingus sounds naughty.

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Pritzker: "Stephen Miller is clearly ordering people to break the law. So he should know that yeah, it may be three years from now that he is held accountable, but I think it's important for them to know that whatever they do now, it's not like we're going to forget."

Last plunge of the season!

The dog murdering was fine. Just don’t talk about her Botox use.

Actual words said in a windows and doors company ad: our products are designed to open and close…for YEARS!

As opposed to becoming one with the house and sealing me in?

I’d like to think, that until you get clocked with flying debris, the first few spins in a tornado are kind of fun.

I sometimes feel guilty that I’m so good looking, smart, funny, kind, successful and a demon in the sack. Wait, no I don’t. It’s fucking awesome to be me.

Charmin should bring back Mr.Whipple.