Matt Prendergast

Came here to make sure this one was represented.

We require our DC choices to bring a strong sub .500 HC experience on the resume. Never compromise.

That last part is incredible script for a gravestone or a tattoo.

Blew those resolutions clean out of the water.

You’re breaking kayfabe, Dave.

Amen and god bless you, Clue.

Get your bids in early for Mike Watt’s Cutlass Supreme.

Take pride in the knowledge that solely because of you, I have never once even considered drafting or rostering Kyle Pitts. So you’ve done some good in this life.

Rob Schneider, noted dimwit.

Our guy here demands a recount.

Bless you. As always.

I

Leather Tuscadero and the Fonz. AYYYYYEEEE!

How does this not have 9000 likes yet?

Never play lawyerball.

Top of the world!

Presume all you like here; this is a world of lawlessness!

Some would even say: better.

This might be your best work.

I wasn’t expecting Rich Hall today; glad I logged on.

If you released ‘I Apologize’ today, it would still melt all competitors on sight.

Baretta vs. Don Rickles is a hell of a hard choice…but I tell you what, Jack Lord guesting on Ironside is about as glorious as you could ask for in that era.

Some ‘Hola Amigo’ sweatpants would be tasty.

Feels like a Morrissey lyric.

Literally Over My Head (Cable Car)

‘Boilbecue…it’s a fusion technique in which the chicken is lovingly barbecued over cedar chips, and then we boil it to seal in the flavor’

‘I’m not gonna lie to you: that sounds delicious’

Been awake for twenty-seven years trying to figure out what a real estate novelist is.

Captain Corelli’s Mischievous Grin

Mine usually end with the finger emoji.

Come on buddy, we had two of our projected 6 starting WRs out of that game for injury concer…….oh. Hell.