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@jessisnotok.bsky.social

God's oldest and least favorite Millennial

192 Followers  |  30 Following  |  350 Posts  |  Joined: 24.02.2025  |  2.1957

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The sad thing is Oates listed a whole spectrum of human experiences that Musk never seems to express interest in, including listening to music, reading, and having friends, and this is what he jumped on to try to stimulate "enjoyment"

11.11.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Faster solution: jail for unrepentant adult Potterheads

10.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @axios.com I don't know if you know this or if you just didn't notice but the President is working to keep Americans from getting food benefits their taxes pay for, y'all got any thoughts on that or you too busy playing perv police

09.11.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still remember seeing the 09 Star Trek in a packed IMAX theatre and when they did the updated version of this but didn't linger the room audibly sighed in disappointment

09.11.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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See they don't remember getting a tape for $5 at the McDonald's drive thru window

09.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah this was true in the earliest days of VHS, like one of my uncles bought my parents Alien and Ghost on VHS as a wedding present and that cost probably about $80 for each tape in '85. Somehow I don't think this person remembers the era of $5 VHS bins at Walmart

09.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Pluribus and I thought I knew what the fuck was happening but it turns out I don't fucking know anything

08.11.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The 80s also gave us "what if my house was haunted by a sexy ghost"

08.11.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh I disagree if only because I think everyone should have the joy of experiencing it via an unmarked link to a sketchy looking dailymotion page, with occasional compression defects that pixelate the screen

That shit messed with me for a while after

08.11.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get why she backed off from this but I do think it's worth noting that gambling rings and mob groups tend to flourish under authoritarian governments for pretty obvious reasons

06.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all in New York better be voting because if I have to see that little man lose I'm gonna be so mad

05.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit! My parents and grandma talked about this show for years afterwards. I don't quite remember it

03.11.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So underrated that I'm sad the upcoming Peacock tv show will probably pretend it didn't happen

03.11.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a bit i have to do whenever I see an ad for Tracker complete with Announcer Guy Voice:

TRACKER, ON CBS! It's not Reacher but it's good enough!

03.11.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think mine is Espresso but I never have my ringer turned up

29.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A little light reading to help the sports nerds who are still awake
www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

28.10.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carrie Fisher giving this post a thumbs up from heaven after she does a line and lights a kools

28.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No offense to Stancil but I think he's got cause and effect backwards (again), Twitter is not accelerating anything, it's a reflection of how quickly the neo nazis have captured mainstream ideology

28.10.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like how the second reaction face is ever so slightly more gruesome

25.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want you to know that this skeet is awful, I regret looking at it

25.10.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also the outright racism of accusing Mamdani of being "Qatari funded" with zero evidence

22.10.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No but seriously the Louvre heist is so ridiculous that when I first heard about it I assumed everyone was talking about a historical event not something that happened recently

20.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The one where they turn inside out still bothers me

18.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a teen with chronic illness 20 years ago and it didn't matter how many doctors notes I had or the legality of my accommodation requests, I was just repeatedly punished for having to live with a chronic illness

18.10.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The "against their federal rights" bit here makes me sad bc what's against your rights in theory and in practice in the US are two very different things

18.10.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A middle school teacher gave me a D- on a writing assignment because I turned in Trek fanfic. I was really sad but willing to take my licks until she asked the only kid who'd gotten an A+ to read for the class and we all immediately called him out for ripping off a Cow and Chicken episode wholesale

11.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well they're not the Silver Stars anymore but I'm still proud

02.10.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELATAN IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY ONE TRYEN TO KICK THERE A$$ AND YELL AT THEM AND IT SAY'S " DONT LIKE ME , NO SURPISE, I HAVE ALOT OF PROBLEMS " ,,,MORE THOGHT'S ON patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATAN IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY ONE TRYEN TO KICK THERE A$$ AND YELL AT THEM AND IT SAY'S " DONT LIKE ME , NO SURPISE, I HAVE ALOT OF PROBLEMS " ,,,MORE THOGHT'S ON patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DONT LIKE ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

30.09.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 503    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Dummies trying to blame UBI, a thing we do not have, for people being lazy and using AI

29.09.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl shut the fuck up

29.09.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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