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Same lmao

when is it my turn to be happy.

you dont have to subskeet you can just @ me

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

omg paige's legs have the same texture as her socks

sometimes i think "if only i was born 10 years earlier my life would've been so much better, before dating apps and social media" and then the more i think about it, i would've watched the towers fall at 16, joined the marines, and died for an oil company in iraq or afghanistan. maybe this is fine

deadlock chat, mina says "krill what does your name mean" and a krill named "IFuckMinaAfterEveryMatch" says "uh"

They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it

the sun during an eclipse

there's still time for something funnier

tried to read to the next chapter and it turns out im caught up

deadlock pro: the pretty girl in the skirt gives me hope for the future
con: the goat man is going to hit me with a baseball bat

Guide To Pets (1/2)

it's good to know "my husband made a mistake with groceries that i wouldn't have" is a universal truth

ok it's been enough years, i will reread chainsaw man (and give part 2 a go)

i have not been having a good weekend.

just felt legitimate nostalgia for those commercials of The Edge, a 3 CD set complete with 50 HUGE hits for only $29.99, the only way to get these tracks at a value this good. you cant get this 50 track selection in any store. this is all the edge you need

i get it now

caught up on hxh. now we wait

normal 2024 twitter experience

and for some reason they also all have child sex abuse scandals, which could mean nothing!

i keep thinking "well, there's no way it gets worse from here" and then the next day it's dr oz in charge of healthcare

housemate got kittens

kinda forgot this existed for a minute there

tucker carlson looking confused at the camera

16 hours ago i was awake. felt refreshed and ready for the day. suddenly - out of nowhere - im feeling slow and sluggish. my eyes are hard to keep open. they say "oh you're just feeling sleepy." nobody has ever called me "sleepy" before, but now seemingly everyone is saying it. who is behind this?

John B. Pork's mugshot from his arrest in Fulton County, Georgia. He's being charged in relation to former president Donald Trump's RICO case for conspiring to overthrow the 2020 presidential election.

it may have taken a long time, but it was all worth it for this moment #johnporkmugshot

things are happening on the other website

be honest with me. do you not want a 2nd date because i gave you the ick when i ran into that wall that was hyper-realistically painted to look like a tunnel?

a pile of acorns

squirrel dinner