Kenn Shapiro

Little known fact: Before Labor Day became a federal holiday in 1894, anyone buying a mattress in late August/early September had to pay full price.

Note to dumpling vendors everywhere: Deny Dershowitz at your peril!

Note to dumpling vendors everywhere: Deny Dershowitz at your peril!

Alan Dershowitz Says He’s Suing ‘Bigoted Vendor’ After Being Denied Pierogi Alan Dershowitz said he is suing a Martha's Vineyard food vendor who refused to serve the former Harvard Law professor pierogi because of his politics.

Note to dumpling vendors everywhere: Deny Dershowitz at your peril!

The piece reveals that behind his long-displayed second-rate intellect is a first-rate, almost ghoulish, level of callousness.

Floriduh.

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What a scathingly beautiful and beautifully scathing piece of writing.

All those masks needed to enforce our immigration laws don't come cheap.

All those masks needed to enforce our immigration laws don't come cheap.

So minions gild his droppings
As his minders bide his whims,
And lonely,
In the harbor,
Lady’s fabled torch bedims.

So minions gild his droppings
As his minders bide his whims,
And lonely,
In the harbor,
Lady’s fabled torch bedims.

So minions gild his droppings
As his minders bide his whims,
And lonely,
In the harbor,
Lady’s fabled torch bedims.

So minions gild his droppings
As his minders bide his whims—
And lonely,
In the harbor,
Lady’s fabled torch bedims.

So minions gild his droppings
As his minders bide his whims—
And lonely,
In the harbor,
Lady’s fabled torch bedims.

In the past, an armed person wearing a mask was usually up to no good. That’s still true today.

In the past, an armed person wearing a mask was usually up to no good. That’s still true today.

Both are true.

Philosophical question in this era of social media: If I don't have a podcast, do I exist?

In the past, an armed person wearing a mask was usually up to no good. That’s still true today.

From the article: “While he opposes much of Mr. Trump’s agenda, Mr. Obama believes that offering a steady stream of criticism of the administration would dilute the power of his voice, [per sources].” But the fire is raging now—will his voice have any power when all that’s left is ash?

From the article: “While he opposes much of Mr. Trump’s agenda, Mr. Obama believes that offering a steady stream of criticism of the administration would dilute the power of his voice, [per sources].” But the fire is raging now—will his voice have any power when all that’s left is ash?

In what position or office has Rubio ever been relevant?

DJT is a true statesman—in a world where "states" refers to a mammal's posterior, and "man" refers to the orifice on that posterior.

DJT is a true statesman—in a world where "states" refers to a mammal's posterior, and "man" refers to the orifice on that posterior.

DJT is a true statesman—in a world where "states" refers to a mammal's posterior, and "man" refers to the orifice on that posterior.

Spoken like a true statesman—in a world where "states" refers to a mammal's posterior, and "man" refers to the orifice on that posterior.

Spoken like a true statesman—in a world where "states" refers to a mammal's posterior, and "man" refers to the orifice on that posterior.

One might be inclined to think NYT's clumsy, indecipherable word-hash was the product of artificial intelligence, though I think artificial absurdity (or maybe genuine, intentional absurdity) might be more to blame.

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One might be inclined to think this clumsy, indecipherable word-hash was the product of artificial intelligence, though I think artificial absurdity (or maybe genuine, intentional absurdity) might be more to blame.

One might be inclined to think this clumsy, indecipherable word-hash was the product of artificial intelligence, though I think artificial absurdity (or maybe genuine, intentional absurdity) might be more to blame.