liv the librarian

There are so many slop cross stitch patterns on there, it’s fucking insane

[Northern Ireland Has Entered The Chat]

Trump shouting into the void on the White House lawn

Trump standing on the white house roof for no apparent reason

THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT

- oNe hOUr laTer-

If you need a bot to say "gonna be 15 min late" to your spouse, you need more than a bot.

Anxiety is your brain using your ancestral instincts to survive being hunted by a saber-toothed tiger, but applying it with the same sense of urgency to an embarassing thing you once said 15 years ago.

there is something very apropos about posting this as a screenshot without a link to the Pew data, but that's here: www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...)

All 30-50 of them

Guest column | Doctors said I was ‘too young’ to be seriously ill. I had Stage 4 cancer. What it took to finally get doctors to listen to me — and what I’ve learned since.

Doctors said I was ‘too young’ to be seriously ill. I had Stage 4 cancer.

#GraphicMedicine

www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

An order of 3 cases of canned food was packaged pretty horribly and over half the cans were damaged. 5 minute conversation with them and they're refunding the cost of all the damaged cans.

I hope Chewy never gets bought out by any company. They hands down have the best customer service on the planet.

School year’s out, I finished my (god fucking willing) last classes for my state certification, and I dealt with a carpet beetle larvae infestation over the weekend. How’s everyone else doing?

“I’m sorry baby but you have to hang on because dad is mad online, one day you’ll understand.” - @michaelwhitney.lol in peak dad mode

Padmé’s all white outfit on Geonosis? Fucked me UP. And continues to do so, I now say as a grown adult.

Anyway, tiny bb bi Liv had some FEELINGS about this film

Want to feel old? IT HAS BEEN TWENTY FUCKING YEARS SINCE THAT MOVIE CAME OUT.

We’re seeing Revenge of the Sith in theaters tomorrow for the anniversary re-release so we’ve been rewatching the prequels piecemeal this week.

My husband: “Was Attack of the Clones also a sexual awakening for girls when we were growing up?”
Me: “…yes. in retrospect though it was definitely not only about Hayden Christensen for me”

Harry Potter reboot is gonna be the first thing in 7 years not starring Pedro Pascal

I finally had a chance to read this. Everyone should.

Neil Gorsuch did not read this book and should honestly be ashamed of himself.

Rebel Spirit is the 2025 Winner of the Diversity, Equity, Inclusion & Belonging People’s Voice Webby Award!!!

*pounds breathlessly on the door* GET THE F* UP, REBEL SPIRIT WON A WEBBY AWARD!!!!
Ahhhhh @dansinker.com @janicedillard.bsky.social 🩵🎙️🥰

Anyway, life is a nightmare, etc etc

All of this because I found a GP I *loved* after years and years of avoiding it because of shit experiences and “just lose weight you’ll be fine” but she left the state after I’d only seen her ones and I put it off for another 18 months to find someone.

I’m also seeing a new GP this week, which was a 4 month wait. Different hospital network because I’d booked 5 months out (for a Feb appointment) for a new one in my hospital network but spent Dec thru late Feb waiting to find out if my insurance was dropping that network.

Y’all the health system was already so fucked and you know how I can tell everyone realized it’s about to get even more fucked? I’m seeing a new obgyn but at the same hospital network and they couldn’t book me until OCTOBER. 6 MONTHS.

This is eugenics.

"Far left, Democrat ALA Marxists"

People who think this string of words makes sense and accurately describes reality are deeply unserious lmao

Sorry to say this would work on me

Sign reading "so tired of living in an Onion article"

An important message.