Captain Beeftwat

My boyfriend says Crescent board, which comes in hot or cold press. Or Arches, maybe. They for sure have black Crescent. Might have black Arches.

The Ayo Atelier

Oh I get it, you lift so you can stay ready to deliver a slap like the one in Waiting to Exhale.

I can't believe I'm excited for this. Like. Pathological, probably, right?

I've been saying it a lot, but these deaths line up with what happened in early concentration camps during other regimes: Deaths from poor conditions, disease, or abuse. These deaths are not accidental. They are the direct result of a camp system that is designed to harm those being imprisoned.

I get cannabinoid hyperemesis that puts me in the ER for dehydration, resolved with saline, if I smoke too much. The doctors are always like, "yeah, smoke less."

You don't have to accept service, but in many jurisdictions, service is not effected without "touch." Zuck isn't throwing it on the ground, the process server is just making sure the papers touch him. There are many examples of process servers throwing the papers at someone to effect service.

You'll never catch me, coppers

Ha ha this is how I eat bananas -- peel the whole thing and then split the thirds down the length with my thumb to eat one at a time. It's fun!

I wonder if this is part of the mental health breakdown of rich/powerful people -- no one saying "who the fuck asked" when they say whatever they're thinking. Being told to fuck off -- and fucking off because you should -- is important, and they lose that socially cohesive pushback.

I'm sure it will be evaluated as carefully as every other motion for reconsideration.

Will I delete all of these posts? probably. I’m building sandcastles over here not stadiums.

the minute the fb algorithm clocks you as a straight man it immediately sets about trying to destroy your life & endanger those around you

It almost seems as if the United States was founded on a bunch of hellish rape plantations run for the obscene enrichment of a gang of already obscenely wealthy slavers.

Most of us are here to agree with, poorly repeat, and/or misunderstand jokes.

...we have?

Hitting refresh for updates like I'm trying to buy concert tickets

i mean

Oh wowwww prettyyyyy

The war in Iraq felt like this to me. Non-stop wall to wall support the troops; thinking about consequences is for terrorist sympathizers.

AI hasn't killed a million people and destroyed the lives of millions more yet, but maybe just a matter of time.

Perinatal counseling

How much liquid cow shit should I be drinking? Ideally speaking, I mean. What's the recommended daily allowance?

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

What do you mean?

We're a slaveholding society. The shock wears off sometime in grade school.

The fury remains smoldering forever, and we are seeing it once again light the fires of righteousness throughout this godforsaken country. That flame cannot be extinguished.

If you were to actually take his white supremacy and racism seriously, you would evaluate their impacts on every single decision and policy advanced by the administration. And you would be on board for future reparations.

"Have fun being poor" though amirite

That the files aren't ending the careers of everyone named in them tells you all you need to know. That all those people aren't in jail is a clear indicator of what matters. It's a political football. There's no justice for survivors because the victims were girls and young women.

There is a ton of literature on lawyers in Germany in the 1930s who thought they could handle it, maintain their morals, "assist from inside", or avoid blame while working for the Reich. They couldn't.

I am also very invested in the penguin-looking-at side plot.