Schmandle

a man is sitting in front of a red wall and asking what have i done . ALT: a man is sitting in front of a red wall and asking what have i done .

The moment of realised two weeks later

Gonna do my duty and watch the second half. You never know it could be a 3-2 come back

I thought I was a good judge of character until I agreed to give a scorpion a lift across the river

Just rub it on the dog

Her toothbrush

I don’t really understand how this t works but I thought that governments couldn’t really clear the bond debt that’s why they had to outgrow the repayments.

But also the government have such a low approval rating they need to show people that their methods are working. Assuming they are

If that surplus is accurate (I’ve not heard it disputed) then I wonder if they will raise the tax free allowance ahead of schedule.

They were escorted into the building?

Well if someone said you had sex in the office and you didn’t have aex in the office then you should know you are a victim of sexual harassment

Is this the intergalactic knobbly knees competition

Didn’t Trump announce a space force during his first term?

And he built that wall, what happened to all that

And remember no one knows who started the Qanon conspiracy, it was just on some message board. Joseph Goebbels said “Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty”

Misconduct in public office?? What’s that. That’s like arresting a bank robber for misconduct in a public place. What exactly is he suspected of.

a dog is standing on its hind legs in front of a person 's hand . ALT: a dog is standing on its hind legs in front of a person 's hand .

You know what happens to snitches

I’m inviting all politicians to join my new political party, Reconstitute! The party of other parties people

44 mins into predator badlands and wtf has it got such good reviews. It’s like predator got triple teamed by the Star Wars prequels and no one knows who the dad is but it don’t look much like the mum

What happened to the great British sense of fair play. We colonised them so they should be allowed to colonise us. Anything else just isn’t cricket

That dildo became a dildont

You might not be skint if you didn’t spend all your money on pints and fruit machines

He we go, the defenders of the speech suing people again

Let’s hope he squeals

ICEholes targeting immigrants

Please do and then hopefully soda law will apply and they will stay up

If you are reading this… I’m applying my haemorrhoid cream

Here’s the twist: she can only orgasm from oral sex

You are obviously a bastard but are you definitely “famous”

There’s no such thing as bad press

How do I know if I qualify, I have had an I phone for over a decade but how would I know if they recorded me

When you say middle England do you mean Coventry?