Ry

Seeing my people gives me ENERGY (half Filipino)

Benson Boone. You ARE invited to the salt lick my man!

Wow you’d just Looooove for my Epic Rewards to expire wouldn’t you? That’d tickle u pink huh?

Wait til that loser in his mom’s basement meets me, a real man, living in his dad’s split level

Experiencing some soreness. Will divulge more to the right people

More like Corny Henry if you ask me

Come tru cuz, still get one can da Lilo & Stitch limited edition spam

Hallmark Colin Kaepernick action-posed Christmas ornament

The world is both good AND bad.

I like foods that you can eat in the rain, like fruit I guess. I like fruit

Lifting my soaking wet face from my crossed arms, broken speech through utter ruin, “is the Toyotathon still going on”?

That part in The VVitch where Caleb gets lured to the witch hovel, gets catfished, then goes home and vomits an apple and dies. Basically my tinder experience!

Doing nhl goalie stretches before fucking

Not sure how I feel about the Tush Push in pro football, but I am a big practitioner of it in everyday life.

Whatever the difference is between me and a pro nfl athlete, I’ll be DAMNED if I let it be choice of energy drink #celsiustasty

Been getting into biting my tongue recently

That’s my jingle bell slime

You either die a Dave, or live long enough to see yourself become the Buster

Hey guys sorry for the lack of updates! Had a lazy day yesterday 🤪

Me to my great clips artist: I want the combover they talk about in fairy tales

Bent over ninety degrees at the hip, scrubbing my spread asshole but not dropping the soap

Enthusiastically encouraging my wife to do the glow down challenge

Just heard the most divine sound.

Bro Shaq is just out here doing side quests omg lol!!

My piece of the kingdome

Stores should post their patch notes

Just bummed out the cashier with my cart

All this microplastic when all ya boy needs is a microrubber