Hubris 📚

I’m gonna write so much fanfic on this thing 🎀

I work 15/15/10 because ai tried to replace me and instead I had to come back to fix it all with 2 more employees we didn’t have before. It’s been great.

Co: *walks into the room*

Everyone in it: *turn their backs on him*

I read the books a while ago and really enjoyed them. I kicked my feets a lot.

ATTENTION TO ORDERS

Saying “I’m gonna fuck off into the ether” is no longer an authorized way of saying goodbye to a room full of your peers, subordinates, and or your leadership.

——Nothing follows——

If it isn’t on this list, it’s not a gift, it’s an afterthought.

Toblerone is the exception cause that hoe can destroy the roof of my mouth and glue shut my molars any day.

Ask for Rolexes for the whole family, 3 carat emerald cut oiled emerald solitaire ring & earrings, matching red bottoms, new car, all clad pot set, mikasa semi formal dishes for 12, the Chanel private collection perfumes, an Ethan Allen dinning room set… She might be reducing her cash at hand 🙃

Sorry. I’m also horrible to shop for. At this point I just legit tell people they can walk through my house a la super toy run sweepstakes and if they notice an empty container (perfume, dish washing detergent, flour jar) just refill it for me.

Video games, shoes, socks, moisturizer, chapstick, really nice gloves, carwash pass, yearly subscription (Netflix, Spotify, Amazon prime, Grubhub+), prepay the water bill, the EZ pass, GIMME YOUR AIRLINE MILES GRANDMA

Back to army meme making.
You’re welcome for my service.

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Calls Dr
Dr said they sent the script
Calls express scripts
They say this is an accredo problem
Calls accredo
They say Tricare ain’t approved it
Calls Tricare
Tricare says ES approves
Calls ES with Tricare on the line
They insist accredo approves
3 way call with Tricare, ES and acccredo.

December 2026 can’t come fast enough. No more checking drill schedules before buying tickets to anything, no more bailing on friends or family.

“How can you be depressed and doing stupid shit?”

The stupid shit keeps me alive. Do you want the unaliving paperwork? No? Good talk.

This is gonna be better than the googly eyes or the 500 pink bows identifying demure things around the building

I printed a bunch of “Closed due to Health Department violations” signs to post at random conference room doors. Need to keep my 1SG on his toes.

Let’s start a band! We can play in the roundabout

I picked bass cause I get to harass the drummer and because it doesn’t take up that much room

Amazon AI thinks I can fit my boobs in an XS. Bet. If anyone can recommend long sleeve/winter tshirts for under my uniform, I’d be very grateful. I’m tired of being cold.

I wanted to see it so bad I hit up an ex for his login. It better be good. He hasn’t stop texting all day.

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My mom: *calls* what you doooing?

Me: *pauses* Watching boys kissing on tv. Sup?

Mom: *hangs up*

Me: Good talk. *hits play again*

Depression brain:
I cleaned my room today.
My cleaning lady is going to be so happy.

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At this point i’m just glad Find My doesn’t let people know that I looked at where they were before I asked them what they were doing. I see you’re at the gym but I to play video games so I’m trying to secure my gaming as soon as you get home instead of letting you make plans with your husband.

Inocent of all charges. My client has been framed.

I AM 🎀 death 🎀

Brah.

When the BC is taking the S-6 to lunch but the XO tries to tag along

Happy Veterans Day, sorry for going on years long side quests and being known for my absence.

Almost 20 years circling the drain now but I’m still here.

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