Colby

“He’s bald! And he’s torturing people who have hair!”

Just laughed out loud imagining being called to stand on the carpet and forced explain to my commander and CSM what “no shade” means.

War twink

I’m still clinging to the theory that it’s a bait and switch about the actors in a shitty made-for-TV adaptation, but on the other hand, for the love of god, people, please stop pretending you give a fuck about the sanctity of Wuthering Heights.

Libby holds coughed up I Who Have Never Known Men, Klara and the Sun, and Station Eleven all in the span of a week.

Considering becoming a powerful and terrible lich.

Pasta along with ketchup are also like the two things that most chefs are pretty adamant about not really being much better homemade, extra effort notwithstanding.

I don’t remember if you liked or disliked the scholomance books but part of the reason I liked them so much was on of their main goodreads criticisms “it reads like a textbook”. Like ya bro I want to know how the magic works, that’s half the fun.

"There was no song of the summer for 2025" oh I'm sorry I guess you have not spoken to a single person under the age of 18. The song of the summer was "Golden" from KPop Demon Hunters.

I like to think the Savanna Bananas are entirely comprised of men who had a formative awakening experience while watching "I Don't Dance" in High School Musical 2.

To be Army is to view naval culture as inherently fascist and Air Force culture as hopelessly degenerate.

Arr*n P*rnas must be thrilled about this DC shit because he can run around pretending to be a real journalist instead of just saying “breaking news” and reading Associated Press headlines.

My new CO is younger than me and I do not like it at allllllll

Evergreen

Actual people on this website: I propose winning a Democratic majority in the Senate by attacking any Democrat from the South who references prayer in a positive manner

This is what Andrea Long Chu does when she bodies the current literary darling for fun in NY mag.

If I know my people at all they’re going to enshrine it in gold like a medieval saint’s finger bone.

Mom come pick me up, they’re canceling an author on booktok for mentioning Israel in passing in a book written a decade ago and acting like a quote from a character is the author’s opinion. I’m scared 😭

Obsessed with this live in nanny to European rich people on TikTok who has fallen in love with the older (college aged) son of her clients and is completely oblivious to the fact that she is a gap year fling. Just completely living her fantasy. I commend the delusion but… babygirl… “many such cases”

The new Superman is so papa’s orchard coded.

I’m usually not a nitpicky person when it comes to military stuff in films, but I was watching the new Captain America and in like the first 20 min two junior officers (one in uniform) are debating whether or not they should work with THE DULY ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

When will my missing AirPod return from war?

Massive Aggie W

Quite kitten, daddy is watching k pop demon hunters again.

“God said I am He who was in the Amazon with your mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.”

Luke 17:38

Maybe the DNC will return to its roots and realize the solution is just fronting candidates that are young, charming, and hot in a way that appeals to moms.

You can lib out a little today as a treat.

Operation midnight hammer is so funny as a name

Love the idea that there's a big red phone in every DFAC back office that's sole purpose is to receive the call from the SecDef to deploy the lobsters and boiled steak.