Colby

No one can talk about this because it’s so taboo to say anything about military fitness culture that isn’t 100% golden calf level deferential. Sorry big dog, we should probably expect a lot more boring nerd shit from the people we authorize to control immense state sanctioned violence.

Every SM realizes that being an even somewhat charismatic jock will open a lot of doors for you in the early part of your career. Idk why this seems to one shot so many Os into absolute befuddlement at the idea that they select for GOs differently than your CO selected for Ranger School slots.

I largely agree but making a black pt uniform for a population that regularly works out in the street before daybreak was an absolutely insane choice you must admit.

Left the book club meeting with the line “in conclusion, RF Kuang is a land of contrasts”

It’s charming god damnit!

O-6 and bellow being the line is so funny to me.

I waited for The Tainted Cup for like 4 months and now it’s just sitting in my libby library untouched because I’m busy reading objectively terrible gay hockey romance.

I am once again asking why your priorities as Secretary of Defense are the same as the priorities of an Army First Sergeant.

Begging y’all to realize the troops do not care, have never cared, and will never care about this one weird performative thing y’all are obsessed with for some reason.

I’m resigned to the fact I’ll have to reread it in month or so because I feel like I missed a lot. Liked it but I kinda feel like I didn’t sign up for the story it’s turning into.

Jack Posobiec asked an Oval Office question? The former naval reserve urinalysis coordinator Jack Posobiec?

Cheney dead, Jonathan Bailey sexiest man alive

@annleckie.com they made a The Strength and Patience of the Hill role playing game 😭😂

I feel like the obvious alternative to being an officer with the authority to effect state sanctioned violence under a rules based order of shared principles and purpose is to not be a military officer but perhaps that’s just my peasant enlisted brain and its lack of noblesse oblige

Oh in that case I’ll watch because I like seeing myself represented in media

Ok but does that man abuse his position of trust and diddle a private?

Can’t watch Boots because I’m too afraid the DI they’re making thirst edits of on TikTok goes after one of the recruits.

Can I say something about a certain faceless soldier qol twitter profile without people getting mad at me?

“He’s bald! And he’s torturing people who have hair!”

Just laughed out loud imagining being called to stand on the carpet and forced explain to my commander and CSM what “no shade” means.

War twink

I’m still clinging to the theory that it’s a bait and switch about the actors in a shitty made-for-TV adaptation, but on the other hand, for the love of god, people, please stop pretending you give a fuck about the sanctity of Wuthering Heights.

Libby holds coughed up I Who Have Never Known Men, Klara and the Sun, and Station Eleven all in the span of a week.

Considering becoming a powerful and terrible lich.

Pasta along with ketchup are also like the two things that most chefs are pretty adamant about not really being much better homemade, extra effort notwithstanding.

I don’t remember if you liked or disliked the scholomance books but part of the reason I liked them so much was on of their main goodreads criticisms “it reads like a textbook”. Like ya bro I want to know how the magic works, that’s half the fun.

"There was no song of the summer for 2025" oh I'm sorry I guess you have not spoken to a single person under the age of 18. The song of the summer was "Golden" from KPop Demon Hunters.

I like to think the Savanna Bananas are entirely comprised of men who had a formative awakening experience while watching "I Don't Dance" in High School Musical 2.

To be Army is to view naval culture as inherently fascist and Air Force culture as hopelessly degenerate.