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@capn-kirok.bsky.social

Fan of Bottom, Mothman, MST3K, Rifftrax, The Mads are back, Kevin and Sluggo 1stWave KROQ. 50s sci-fi B movies are my happy place. Typo expert. ⚡️Go Tampa Bay Lightning!⚡️

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Latest posts by capn-kirok.bsky.social on Bluesky

What a cutie!

03.12.2025 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Insert a movie into another movie:

Freaky Friday the 13th

03.12.2025 19:46 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

But Hunter Biden.

03.12.2025 18:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We’re cremudgins now.

03.12.2025 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's Rollergator

03.12.2025 03:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it bold?

03.12.2025 01:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Brad Sucks - Merry Christmas (Just Because)
YouTube video by Brad Sucks Brad Sucks - Merry Christmas (Just Because)

I made a Christmas song for the doubtful www.youtube.com/watch?v=RavW...

02.12.2025 14:47 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

Wishing everyone very creamy shits!

02.12.2025 02:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Lucky Starfish

01.12.2025 16:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon cat says " for shame " while walking ALT: a cartoon cat says " for shame " while walking
30.11.2025 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the fuck? I thought it would be more than this shit.

They've used 73 profanities in their last 1,721 posts.

🥇 "hell" (11 times)
🥈 "shit" (8 times)
🥉 "ass" (7 times)

30.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@profanity.accountant how about me

30.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂

30.11.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Post your warning label

30.11.2025 16:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Yes but who likes ham more, Hugo or a Woozle named Peanut?

30.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Getting rid of Beeper for that Servo thing still bothers me.

30.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On the other side of the coin is trying to tell people that were introduced to the show with the new seasons about season 1. Back then it was all we had and loved every second.

29.11.2025 23:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Witch King: No man can kill me

Mr B: Funny thing...

29.11.2025 17:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

29.11.2025 17:04 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

This needs to happen.

29.11.2025 01:17 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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homer simpson sits at a table with a plate and a glass of water Alt: homer simpson sits at a table with a plate and a glass of water

Here we go again.

28.11.2025 17:04 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a cat is sitting on a chair in a living room next to a couch ALT: a cat is sitting on a chair in a living room next to a couch
28.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A record player next to a record sleeve of Alice's Restaurant.

A record player next to a record sleeve of Alice's Restaurant.

I had to take care of some business before cooking and putting on the Mst3k marathon.

27.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

You and me both. Y'all have a good turkey day!

27.11.2025 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm thankful for the people who post things that give me a laugh when I’m having a crappy day.
Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving!

27.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep, the second time I seen her was the Under the Pink tour, 5th row just left of center and it was awesome!

27.11.2025 04:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Pink Floyd
Tori Amos
Chuck Berry
Molly Hatchet
Reba McEntire

27.11.2025 03:49 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

Have a good long weekend and Happy Turkey Day!

27.11.2025 01:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the early 90s their Bigfoot pizzas were good. Our Pizza hut had the Journey (the band) video game.

26.11.2025 23:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a giant pizza covered in sauce and cheese ALT: a giant pizza covered in sauce and cheese

Pizza the Hutt enters the chat.

26.11.2025 23:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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