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Michael Frederick

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Audiobook Narrator, michaelfwalworth.com Audio Publishers Association, Professional Audiobook Narrators Association Medieval History book nerd, supporter of Arsenal FC Cat Dad to brown tuxedo girl Zenobia, and a void boy Conrad

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Latest posts by michaelfwalworth.com on Bluesky

No, no, if the movie has an animal in it, Tone Loc's "Wild Thing" must be used.

07.08.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got that far and realized, that taken with all the other nonsense, that the article essentially says nothing at all

07.08.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tear him for his bad verses

07.08.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Martinelli did not look very good today. I would like to see more on Noni on the left. He seemed to be putting balls into where Gyokeres had been, so I think the two of them can combine to give us something

06.08.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do, as well. My penalty pet peeve, as a goalkeeper, is, "he sent the keeper the wrong way." Drives me mad every time, and you hear it said probably 80% of the time the keeper guesses the wrong way.

06.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Howard Webb: "In that situation, Saliba has to be aware that Anthony Taylor might blow his whistle there. So, as you can see in the slow-motion, his heel does make contact with the ball, so he really can't have many complaints about the yellow being given."

06.08.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's cool, never seen a cat charging mat before

06.08.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they even called it vitamin c, wake up sheeple

06.08.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That save game with RAF Capt Jenner with 54 kills is just waiting for you to pick it back up πŸ˜‰

06.08.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cannot tell you how many hours I played the original Red Baron

05.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there are cathedrals everywhere

05.08.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in the same way that when you move into a new place, the moment you put something somewhere, "just for now," that's just where it lives forever

05.08.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did you give them second breakfast before they go? 😸

05.08.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

someone is trying to catch up to Big G 😸

05.08.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a large group of people are gathered in front of a large building Alt: A group of heavily-armed mounted knights marches through a city square, flanked my other knights and spearmen. It's the animation that pops up in Medieval 2: Total War when a new crusade is called

Playing as the Fatimids in Egypt, having a lovely time minding my own business, and then this pops:

05.08.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rob Holding

04.08.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he's a good cat bront

04.08.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When the 3rd Chancleta Division reaches Berlin, it’s all worth it

03.08.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to go with Gonzo the a’@

03.08.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had literally never heard the phrase β€œManhattan sandwich” before and found it properly horrifying. I’ve also always known the phenomenon as, β€œcurb stomp”

sub-STAN-tive is a fine alternate pronunciation, but I understand Peter’s point of view, given that it sounds different in the original Farsi

01.08.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My cats would likely be ill if I fed them my purse chicken

01.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would have loved YA WWI fiction when I was younger. All we had was Corporal Himmelstoß

01.08.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also "the deficit"

31.07.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of medieval helmet with its front visor lifted. A small tabby kitten is tucked snugly inside, asleep. The caption reads, "knight: rides into battle without helmet; everyone: gives him strange looks; knight: 'kitty was sleeping in it'; everyone: nods in agreement"

Photo of medieval helmet with its front visor lifted. A small tabby kitten is tucked snugly inside, asleep. The caption reads, "knight: rides into battle without helmet; everyone: gives him strange looks; knight: 'kitty was sleeping in it'; everyone: nods in agreement"

Immediately reminded me of this:

31.07.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Island of ARNP Moreau

31.07.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

12 men behind the ball

31.07.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨 Richard Reeves alert 🚨

30.07.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm genuinely confused, why is this shameful?

30.07.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying " ALT: two cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying "
30.07.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cuomo vows to end plate tectonics

30.07.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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