The Snarklepuss 🐸

his base can't tell the difference between 81 million and 74 million, don't expect them to understand the difference between 29% and 10%.

Aged out of the demo, I guess

Bill Clinton: ”Bridge to the 21st Century”

Donald Jessica Trump: “Bridge to the 18th century. On the other hand, I don’t like bridges where I don’t get a cut. Or windmills. I do like luxury beachfront condos in Gaza, as long as there are no windmills”

Little weird for a busy fast food worker to be fussing with a phone. Then again, we’ve seen a federal agent with a phone in one hand and a gun in another, so I guess anything goes.

A little weird that there is a video of this

The economy is just fine for already rich white men over 60. Booming, in fact.

Their calculus always seems to be “does it hurt Black people”, the “does it hurt white people” part is never considered.

But I’m sure they will come up with a rule that lets people vote with a gun club card, a used NASCAR ticket or a Garth Brooks CD.

Yep. The key is they voted for him BECAUSE of the racism rather than in spite of it. They also really liked the asshole part of the equation.

so did everyone who took a donation from the Trump PAC

Any sheriff would want to appear on a stage with Kash, because what are the odds that there are two incompetents up there at the same time?

Do you know what you can catch from a toilet seat?

Autism!

We have gone full circle.

The whole Holocaust would never have happened if Poland were more NIMBY, I guess.

Kudos to you for requiring he remove his hood before testifying

Old enough to remember when foreign election interference was considered a bad thing

Looks like a reunion of everyone who was ever in The Village People

And now with know Kristi's answers:

Marry: The blanket
F**k: Corey Lewandowski
Kill: The dog

After years of declaring the humanities dead, the Trump administration suddenly has need for fiction authors

Fratboys. They never change.

once again, Trump screws a woman without her consent

he suffers from a pathology that makes him crave Cocoa Puffs

There is good money to be made by being as crazy as Trump. Unfortunately, it is our taxpayer money.

Mike Johnson? Never heard of him. I think he used to get the coffee. I threw him out of Mar-A-Lago for being a creep.

The fact that people still call ACA “Obamacare“ is killing him, he is desperate for people to use his name without a 7 or 13 letter obscene adjective in front

”Judge” Pirro has ham sandwich on her face

It seems most money goes to buying television ads that no one watches. No one under 79, at least.

Going way out on a limb here — maybe because they are rich & white?

Who knew? WHO KNEW???

”For whenever two or three are gathered in my name, there I am among them”

- Measles 18:20

and is laughing all the way to the bank.

Unless it is for real, and that would be terrifying.