Moscow Mitch’s Clone’s Autopen

Let’s see how she’d do as a Boney M song:

La-La-ura Loomer, lover of the Russian stooge
There was a cat that really was gone
La-La-ura Loomer, MAGA′s greatest Botox floose
It was a shame how she carried on

The “do your own research” crowd on the right are sure mRNA vaccines “change your DNA”, cause you to “shed spike proteins” and will kill everyone who takes them.

He has to pay income tax on his salary, he prefers tax-free bribes.

Good luck without science. And no one in that administration believes we ever landed on the moon in the first place

“He did everything right. He brought the girls a My Little Pony.”

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They went to the trouble of having one of their goons record this and put it on social media with the delusion that this will make them look macho.

Women and minorities need not apply.

The entrance exam is on Sharpiegate. One question.

For them, the Constitution the Second Amendment and a bunch of blah blah blah

There is still employment hope for the John Demjanjuks of the world.

the only thing that would concern a pedophile is calling the cops.

Old bitter men who join ICE should be called "Arnold Palmers"

None of them believe we ever landed on the moon

The roof, the roof, the roof is on liar

The roof, the roof, the roof in on liar

We don't need no water...

Of course it is code, how many farms are there in literal "inner cities"? (I'm an inner city person, white people were also born and lived in inner cities, but that kind of ruins the dog whistle for him)

Every MAGA is excited that the USA will land men on the moon for the very first time

they have left the state.

Will probably wind up on the moon with Sean Duffy.

Oxygen deprivation will do no further damage to Baby Don (or Papa Don, for that matter)

he has no standing!

Trump had The Joker's vote secured until the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing. That was too much for the Clown Prince of Crime to vote for the Clown Prince of Crime.

this is the true story about 7 strangers picked to live on the moon to find out who is real and who is suffocating

Better not be some woke vegan cheese

Instead of a MAGA hat, she’ll have WIOLMS (Whip it out and let me see)

If Melonball’s taste in husbands is any indication about her taste in decorating….

If Abbott takes it to court, the courts will no doubt find he has no standing

79 year old Florida man gets creepy about a 27 year old woman, but has nothing to do with pedo Jeffery Epstein.

Maybe if B&B murdered animals

Put grandpa in a home (one that isn’t white)