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Recovering musician. PDX via Seattle. Books is good (not many people are aware of this).

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Most people donโ€™t know this, but thatโ€™s how an osprey actually presents in real life.

09.02.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You donโ€™t like giving the other team a sporting chance?

09.02.2026 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry for your win.

09.02.2026 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. No!

09.02.2026 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Superb!

09.02.2026 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It worked on me. Iโ€™m always going to look at my pee now.

09.02.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Using my bidet as I type.

06.02.2026 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the only time Iโ€™ve wanted to be in a starter pack.

06.02.2026 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This worked for the Mariners, so Iโ€™m inclined to believe.

06.02.2026 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Death Cab For Poopy (Butt)

06.02.2026 09:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw The Play That Goes Wrong tonight at Center Stage Theater in PDX.

My jaw hurts from smiling so much. I laughed so hard that I had to leave my glasses off entirely because I was nonstop cry laughing. My stomach is already sore. Iโ€™m wiped out.

It was great.

06.02.2026 08:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cue the shower fight scene in Eastern Promises.

06.02.2026 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I first started reading sci-fi the only stuff available to me at my local used book store was mostly from the 60s through 80s and my interest kind of waned. When I picked contemporary sci-fi back up in the 2010s I was blown away. It had gotten so much better as a whole.

06.02.2026 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I lived in Seattle, then Spokane and then Seattle, so it was everywhere. You have to put in some legwork to find it in PDX. I just saved myself some time and gained myself some calories.

06.02.2026 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you know WSU will ship it to you? I just learned this. Iโ€™m in trouble.

06.02.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh boy. RIP to your peepers.

04.02.2026 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man says it 's not enough with his hands up Alt: a man says it 's not enough with his hands up
04.02.2026 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you find that one video?

04.02.2026 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s gonna be like 34-13 Seahawks, Drew Lock gets the 4th quarter or something.

03.02.2026 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great article. These ICEholes are deliberately harming children. Glad to see local/state AGs are taking steps to hold them accountable.

03.02.2026 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been enjoying the shit talking judges punching back recently.

03.02.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Same. It was the first time Iโ€™d spoken the word โ€œcharlatanโ€ aloud. I had to pause for a moment while I appreciated my wordsmithery.

31.01.2026 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You donโ€™t have to do this to yourself. She has no special insight on roster building as far as Iโ€™m aware.

29.01.2026 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta love the 35 state American flag.

28.01.2026 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RFK voice personified.

27.01.2026 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s RFKโ€™s voice personified.

27.01.2026 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah, butโ€ฆ

25.01.2026 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could certainly do with fewer.

25.01.2026 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the meanest thing Iโ€™ve seen anyone post today.

24.01.2026 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œabolish ICEโ€ does not even begin to capture the type of change that needs to occur here

24.01.2026 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1294    ๐Ÿ” 165    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

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