Most people donโt know this, but thatโs how an osprey actually presents in real life.
09.02.2026 04:06 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You donโt like giving the other team a sporting chance?
09.02.2026 03:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Sorry for your win.
09.02.2026 03:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
No. No!
09.02.2026 02:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Superb!
09.02.2026 02:38 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It worked on me. Iโm always going to look at my pee now.
09.02.2026 00:57 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Using my bidet as I type.
06.02.2026 23:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This is the only time Iโve wanted to be in a starter pack.
06.02.2026 23:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
This worked for the Mariners, so Iโm inclined to believe.
06.02.2026 21:44 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Death Cab For Poopy (Butt)
06.02.2026 09:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I saw The Play That Goes Wrong tonight at Center Stage Theater in PDX.
My jaw hurts from smiling so much. I laughed so hard that I had to leave my glasses off entirely because I was nonstop cry laughing. My stomach is already sore. Iโm wiped out.
It was great.
06.02.2026 08:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Cue the shower fight scene in Eastern Promises.
06.02.2026 02:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
When I first started reading sci-fi the only stuff available to me at my local used book store was mostly from the 60s through 80s and my interest kind of waned. When I picked contemporary sci-fi back up in the 2010s I was blown away. It had gotten so much better as a whole.
06.02.2026 01:01 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I lived in Seattle, then Spokane and then Seattle, so it was everywhere. You have to put in some legwork to find it in PDX. I just saved myself some time and gained myself some calories.
06.02.2026 00:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Did you know WSU will ship it to you? I just learned this. Iโm in trouble.
06.02.2026 00:44 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Oh boy. RIP to your peepers.
04.02.2026 05:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Did you find that one video?
04.02.2026 02:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Itโs gonna be like 34-13 Seahawks, Drew Lock gets the 4th quarter or something.
03.02.2026 03:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Great article. These ICEholes are deliberately harming children. Glad to see local/state AGs are taking steps to hold them accountable.
03.02.2026 02:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโve been enjoying the shit talking judges punching back recently.
03.02.2026 02:25 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Same. It was the first time Iโd spoken the word โcharlatanโ aloud. I had to pause for a moment while I appreciated my wordsmithery.
31.01.2026 05:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
You donโt have to do this to yourself. She has no special insight on roster building as far as Iโm aware.
29.01.2026 06:07 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Gotta love the 35 state American flag.
28.01.2026 03:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
RFK voice personified.
27.01.2026 08:09 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Heโs RFKโs voice personified.
27.01.2026 08:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Yeah, butโฆ
25.01.2026 09:05 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I could certainly do with fewer.
25.01.2026 00:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This is the meanest thing Iโve seen anyone post today.
24.01.2026 21:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
โabolish ICEโ does not even begin to capture the type of change that needs to occur here
24.01.2026 03:28 โ ๐ 1294 ๐ 165 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 6
MSW Indigenous rights activist (Nahua), Danzante
From NAC Siletz & Toppenish.
Woke. True Blue, through and through. Now we must Resist. โ๏ธ ๐ซDMs
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More cynical than you
Unfollow if you hate golf
Grower of many things๐ฑ
Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens
I watch the sports. All of them
#AlwaysRoyal โพ๏ธ๐๐
Tell your cat, I said pspsps
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