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I guess we didn't think so in 2001, but proposing to your girlfriend the same day she graduates Harvard Law as valedictorian is incredibly toxic behavior.

LEGALLY BLONDE IS FINALLY STREAMING FOR FREE!! It's on PlutoTV. Sorry for yelling, I've wanted to rewatch this for SO long but just not quite enough to pay for it.

I don't know when or why I started saying "Bob's your uncle" all the time but I do, so there you have it.

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Garbage playing Push It into Cherry Lips tonight at First Ave

My Favorite Actress Is Not Human Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI. A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14 By Tyler Cowen

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

a photo of a blonde golden retriever named Cruiser, sitting on a wooden floor as he stares into the camera with an open mouth. in front of him is a burger that is cut into fourths.

Cruiser's head is poking out through several small human hands. he has the biggest smile on his face while the children are petting him.

Cruiser is sitting in the grass wearing sunglasses with his tongue out. he wanted to prove that he has a goofy side too

This is Cruiser. He's trained as a Community Resource Dog in Wrentham, Massachusetts. Last week he helped locate a missing elderly resident with dementia who had wandered away from home. For a job well done, Cruiser was rewarded with a hamburger. 14/10 (IG: officer_cruiser)

I was today years old when I released I plan entire sections of both my day and night around getting my sleep.

Has anyone ever actually left their car keys in the visor?

On this day in 1989, an album was released that would change music as we know it. Happy Rhythm Nation Day!

The last season of Homeland is such a harbinger, ugh. 2011 and we knew all of it but refused to believe it was actually starting to happen and certainly refused to believe it would be tearing our country apart now.

I was helping a boomer coworker today with his Outlook and he had 3,399 unread emails. Not an exaggeration. 3,399.

FBI Deputy Director breaks down on Fox: "I gave up everything for this. I mean, you know, my wife is struggling... I stare at these four walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but l mean, separated. And it's hard."

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

I HATE THIS FUCKING THING

Got a birthday coming up

hey bud... nobody else is gonna tell you this but... your messy place is the sum total of your decisions to put things down in incorrect locations

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A relative just confided in me that she would lose her house and cabin if her husband died. Bitch what. You are living FAR beyond your means if you lose one let alone two homes if that ever happens. Moral of the story: you can't trust the system.

How the Junk Science of Hair Analysis Keeps People Behind Bars The technique, developed before DNA testing, can’t definitively tie suspects to crime scenes. Try explaining that to juries — or some judges.

Many people remain incarcerated despite questions about the forensic analysis of evidence used against them. Cases are not automatically reopened when a field of forensics is questioned or even discredited.

That’s true of hair analysis.

ChatGPT Will Watch You Die: When 'Deeply Saddened' Becomes Corporate Boilerplate for an AI Body Count Two shocking stories this week reveal how ChatGPT encouraged a suicidal teenager and validated a paranoid man's delusions about his mother. The company's response? Boilerplate condolences.

When 16-year-old Adam Raine wanted to leave his noose visible so someone might stop him, ChatGPT said don't. When Stein-Erik Soelberg thought his mother was poisoning him, ChatGPT agreed. OpenAI calls these tragedies. They're choices. www.readtpa.com/p/chatgpt-wi...

Rep. Tom Emmer calls for repeal of Minnesota’s trans refuge law after Annunciation shooting Conservatives continue to single out the transgender community in the wake of the shooting, but undoing the 2023 law is unlikely to advance in Minnesota’s narrowly divided Legislature.

Tom Emmer *could* distinguish himself by being the rare Republican calling for gun regulation after this violent summer in his home state.

Instead he’s doing this.

What a sick, feckless coward.

Washington, DC under military occupation in last August 2025, with banners proclaiming the absolute power of the primus inter pares

This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself.

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I'm headed to the Fair after 1pm, how late are you staying today?

Why are you doing this

Why don't we keep our socks by the front door, too? Like just in a bin or basket next to our shoes. I'm gonna try it out, see how it feels.

In my twenties, I worked for ten years for a luxury handbag company called Monsac. Just last week--I am 47--I realized what the name meant. Please feel free to use this very long moment of stupidity to make yourself feel better if you happen to be having a dumb moment.

They Went to Prison as Kids. Now They’re on Death Row. Fight clubs, solitary confinement and neglect make juveniles angrier and more violent.

We found a dozen cases of death row prisoners who previously spent time in youth lockups.

Most were in Texas, where such facilities have been plagued by abuse for decades.

The slow but real progression into fascism as charted by the évolution of the lego police officier Lego police officier looking meaner and meaner.

Good morning Bluesky !

Cops Could Use First Aid to Save Lives. Many Never Try. Most officers get training to respond to injuries, but are often not required to use it.

Across the U.S., police officers are often working with limited first aid training, vague policies, and few consequences for inaction.

Critics say this lack of accountability is indicative of a deeper problem.

Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.

I saw this going around IG last week and concluded that the only reason Steve and Sharon would've possibly given such a bad review is that they were both invested in the Ciatti's franchise