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pretending it's a society. penser à la montagne.

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a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face . Alt: The least surprised man

Elon outsourced slop

23.11.2025 16:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait Mark has legs irl? Wtf

23.11.2025 05:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Emily Post Thanksgiving Conversation Survival Guide: How to tactfully discuss pedophilia with your family

23.11.2025 05:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes Alt: Getting Housed

yep that's tier 1 clinger

23.11.2025 05:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More politicians should attempt to purchase my vote, personally

23.11.2025 04:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👏🥳

22.11.2025 19:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People laping up this dreck should be embarrassed

22.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the fuck

22.11.2025 18:13 — 👍 116    🔁 46    💬 3    📌 7

Guys (canonical) doing stuff remains undefeated

22.11.2025 18:49 — 👍 120    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

Because every time something is labeled “vibes”, I go look and it’s just Marxism.

22.11.2025 13:13 — 👍 339    🔁 30    💬 1    📌 4

This is presented as nefarious but is just an objective description of effective negotiating.

22.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sucking Dick

Sucking Dick

Union prez likes sucking Dick 🤷

Union prez likes sucking Dick 🤷

🥰

20.11.2025 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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20.11.2025 05:31 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
The Longest Interurban Charter | National Bus Trader

Never look up interurban railways either

busmag.com/product/long...

19.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lost in a cloud of protein foam

18.11.2025 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

5 billion over 5 years to rebuild one bridge. Took us 4y to build the Golden Gate in the 1930s

18.11.2025 14:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blinken is on the CAP board, so that's the standard over there.

18.11.2025 03:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean more politicians should attempt to buy my vote, personally

17.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uninstalled the Starbucks app today and you can too

17.11.2025 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
China proposes 5-second 0-100 km/h acceleration limit on vehicles to enhance road safety China moves to curb "too fast" cars with new 5-second acceleration requirement.

China has banned calling your car self-driving when it isn't, a ban on slick door handles that don't work in emergencies is in the works, and now it's coming for rapid 0-60 times, as it seeks to destroy every last one of Tesla's "innovations."

carnewschina.com/2025/11/13/c...

17.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 804    🔁 111    💬 21    📌 28
Venmo | Heidi O'Donnell Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.

Okay, I guess I have to do this.
I need to raise $1000 to buy a full tank of oil to make sure I have heat & hot water in my apt. since the federal funding that i rely on has, seemingly, evaporated.
I'm nearly out of oil- it's Nov. In upststate NY.
*keep reading, please!

venmo.com/code?user_id...

04.11.2025 02:55 — 👍 10    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 6

It's even happened before

15.11.2025 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cannot wait until someone submits AI video of Thomas Jefferson to SCOTUS for proof of what the founders really thought

14.11.2025 23:40 — 👍 265    🔁 22    💬 14    📌 0

The filibuster is the excuse! Dem leaders keep shoveling this shit and you keep gobbling it down.
The reason is their richy rich friends and donors all decided enough was enough.

14.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Democratic voters will hoot and holler about wanting to "burn it all down" but then go donate, volunteer and vote for some dope who doesn't believe we should end the filibuster.
Then they'll pound the table when Dem elies don't take them seriously.
It's all very embarrassing.

14.11.2025 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Retroactive five years and retrograde forever

14.11.2025 03:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice slop post

14.11.2025 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All news unfit to print!

13.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mad respect to Starbucks workers going on strike and yet bummed to see the Starbucks near me busy af this morning. And they've picketed before, but haven't seen those employees in a long time

13.11.2025 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You better not be drinking Starbies ✊

13.11.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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