@smoitzheim.bsky.social
writer / comedian. autistic. he/him. https://smoitzheim.online
It's weird how nobody ever talks about the fact that we all hear incredibly loud discordant high-tempo circus music in our heads at all times
04.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 572 🔁 123 💬 29 📌 4
"hilarious"
04.10.2025 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At some point music criticism decided “pop is bad” was boring in the same way the regular news decided “bad things are bad” was boring and now we get to learn about the secret brilliance of albums you buy at Target
03.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0saying something lightly critical of taylor swift to suicide by cop
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The movie poster for A Prairie Home Companion, 2006 - ★★★★★
A Prairie Home Companion, 2006 - ★★★★★
Watched on Friday October 3, 2025.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/a-prairie-home-companion/1/
this tweet continues to double as the definitive review of every taylor swift album
03.10.2025 04:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The movie poster for Weapons, 2025 - ★★★
Weapons, 2025 - ★★★
Cregger has cited Magnolia as an inspiration but one cool thing about Magnolia is it doesn‘t end with 30 minutes of backstory about the frogs.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/weapons-2025/
The movie poster for Rogue, 2007 - ★★★
Rogue, 2007 - ★★★
Watched on Wednesday October 1, 2025.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/rogue/
Dieser lange Text von Paul Laity in der London Review of Books über den Tod seiner Tochter und die ärztlichen Fehler, die wahrscheinlich dazu geführt haben, ist alles andere als light...
https://smoitzheim.online/posts/2025-09-27-dieser-lange-text-von
Some big implications for journalism, too, where reporters often mistake trending posts as a reasonable reflection of public opinion.
26.09.2025 23:43 — 👍 9784 🔁 2599 💬 179 📌 94
The movie poster for One Battle After Another, 2025 - ★★★★
One Battle After Another, 2025 - ★★★★
DiCaprio is almost as miscast in this as Phoenix was in Inherent Vice (PTA keeps casting guys with Big Cocaine Energy in stoner roles), and I don't think it has as much to say about ... https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/one-battle-after-another/
ICYMI: @mueckerling.bsky.social und ich haben einen neuen Filmpodcast. In der ersten Folge geht es um die überraschend faszinierende Frage, warum in Filmen niemand mehr sichtbar schwitzt: smoitzheim.online/posts/podca...
21.09.2025 13:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another stupid fucking column by Ezra “bend the knee” Klein platforming hateful racist Ben Shapiro, titled “Ben Shapiro and I Talk Political De-escalation”
Jeffery Dahmer and I Talk Cooking Recipes
16.09.2025 15:24 — 👍 3300 🔁 590 💬 88 📌 50
Ich find’s ja recht faszinierend, darüber nachzudenken, warum genau die amerikanische Version von “The Office” in den letzten Jahren neue Popularität unter... https://smoitzheim.online/posts/the-office-nachfolger-the-paper-hat-potenzial-aber-gute-sitcoms-zu-schreiben-ist-heute-fast-unmoglich
14.09.2025 13:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ich hatte hier ja schonmal einen Artikel über Bill Williams verlinkt, einen etwas vergessenen Entwickler seltsamer, persönlicher Videospiele für Atari und Amiga. Dieser Artikel v... https://smoitzheim.online/posts/zwei-lesenswerte-texte-uber-obskure-videospiele-und-ihren-inspirierenden-entwickler
13.09.2025 15:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The movie poster for Honey Don't!, 2025 - ★★★½
Honey Don't!, 2025 - ★★★½
I dunno, I think people would be a lot kinder to these movies if they didn't feel like every one Ethan makes deprives us of a masterpiece he could have made with Joel instead. But I am here to defend the right... https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/honey-dont/
Hier die erste Folge eines neuen Filmpodcasts mit mir und meinem Freund Conrad Mildner. Wir reden gerne über Filme, jetzt auch wieder in Mikrofone. Unser Ziel ist nicht, den tagesaktuellsten Review-Podcast...
https://smoitzheim.online/posts/podcast-warum-schwitzt-in-filmen-niemand-mehr
The movie poster for Cop Car, 2015 - ★★★
Cop Car, 2015 - ★★★
Watched on Tuesday September 9, 2025.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/cop-car/
The movie poster for Oh, Hi!, 2025 - ★★★
Oh, Hi!, 2025 - ★★★
Watched on Thursday September 4, 2025.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/oh-hi/
The movie poster for Aunty Donna: The Magical Dead Cat, 2025 - ★★★★★
Aunty Donna: The Magical Dead Cat, 2025 - ★★★★★
Legit one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The stage show itself is brilliant enough, but it's captured in a way that honestly makes most other comedy speci... https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/aunty-donna-the-magical-dead-cat/
The movie poster for Novocaine, 2025 - ★★★★
Novocaine, 2025 - ★★★★
There's absolutely no need to cast Glen Powell as likeable everymen or rom-com leads when we have a perfectly good Jack Quaid for that.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/novocaine-2025/
The movie poster for M*A*S*H, 1970 - ★★★½
M*A*S*H, 1970 - ★★★½
Watched on Wednesday September 3, 2025.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/mash/
The movie poster for The Rainmaker, 1997 - ★★★
The Rainmaker, 1997 - ★★★
Watched on Sunday August 24, 2025.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/the-rainmaker-1997/
The movie poster for The Roses, 2025 - ★★½
The Roses, 2025 - ★★½
Near the end, in a quiet moment, someone at my screening said for the whole theatre to hear, "You're *laughing*, but it's really like this!" I'm not sure it is, but happy that person felt represented.
Some flas... https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/the-roses-2025/
The movie poster for Materialists, 2025 - ★★★★½
Materialists, 2025 - ★★★★½
This is one of those movies where I sort of agree with every criticism I've read about it, but also believe that "fixing" any of those things would make it much worse, or at least much less interesting.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/materialists/
The movie poster for MacGruber, 2010 - ★★★
MacGruber, 2010 - ★★★
Watched on Saturday August 23, 2025.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/macgruber/
The movie poster for The Untouchables, 1987 - ★★★
The Untouchables, 1987 - ★★★
Watched on Friday August 15, 2025.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/the-untouchables/
Me: I always dreamed about helicoptering my penis so fast I fly away from here Make-a-wish foundation: I don't think you understand what we do.
17.08.2025 01:21 — 👍 40 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
The movie poster for The Naked Gun, 2025 - ★★★★
The Naked Gun, 2025 - ★★★★
Watched on Monday August 11, 2025.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/the-naked-gun/1/
The movie poster for Role Models, 2008 - ★★★★
Role Models, 2008 - ★★★★
Watched on Saturday August 9, 2025.
https://letterboxd.com/smoitzheim/film/role-models/
