monika full stop

every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"

My Once-in-a-Million-Years Love Story When my best friend was diagnosed with cancer, I promised to be with her until the end. Then all hell broke loose.

look, clearly the cut has perfected running a certain style of self-aggrandizing, faux-searching but ultimately breezily exculpatory personal essay but oh my god www.thecut.com/article/eliz...

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my parents told me their bike got stolen then the next day informed me that it was returned so I was like huh remorse! and they were like “ah no it disappears for hours at a time all the time!”
surely at that point it’s not your bike, it’s a beloved community rental

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

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Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

Screenshot of a tweet: “The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day”

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

trump is over on truth social posting about the plight of the white south african farmer, i wonder who is filling his head with nonsense about white genocide!! truly a mystery.

DEI is when a woman or non-white person who is qualified for a job receives that job. The meritocracy is when a 19 year old gets to run the United States government because he posted the dankest memes

ending my career as a nuclear policy analyst by getting pulled into a no-agenda zoom titled only “Review” and coming to face to face with a poofy-haired teenager who put my emails into a racist chatbot to find out how woke I am on a scale from “Based” to “R-Slur” and immediately defecting to China

Well the award for most cowardly, boot-lickingest academic society has squarely gone to the American Society of Microbiology, who has taken down features of various non-white scientists. Absolutely pathetic behavior. Those articles are now coming up as “under review”. Truly sickening cowardice here.

Platonic ideal

We were never able to write a second hit because of dei

Yes, did not think back far enough, but mostly wanted to say your book sounds so creepy! Ordered a copy, can't wait

Throw a "fuck" or "fucking" into your search to bypass the AI Overview

I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!

Buried in a pit under the Great Pyramid of Giza about 4,500 years ago, this is the Khufu Ship. When first uncovered, in 1954, you could still smell the scent of the cedar wood. It will be housed in the new Grand Egyptian Museum

you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy

at this point i believe that the dudes who come for the menswear guy are just sleeper agents whose entire lives have been orchestrated to give him dunk material

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

the nun who was preparing me for the first communion was very firm on this point

they sell these $10 dollar mugs about your dog's soul being annihilated upon death

is there a band which did the opposite of that? just getting weirded with each album

I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency

Saw a woman pick up a whole naan with both hands and nibble on it like a cartoon mouse

I think it’s beautiful that the ep has both Michael pronouncing a word like it’s never been pronounced before and Peter desperately trying not to anger the lesbians and the thing they’ll get the most emails about is Xena the Warrior Princess