Mel

Congrats on your legacy lol

The worst part about the assassination is that it’s drowning out all the 9/11 memes I was looking forward to today.

Told my therapist yesterday that I’m so tired I just want someone to carry me around through life like a labubu.

Clair Obscur asks one of the most profound questions of our generation. What if Final Fantasy was French?

Rest in piss

It’s a good thing Brennan quit Dropout so he has time to do this lol

If I ever get out of the corporate world, I’m gonna finally be as open and weird about stuff as I want to be.

Oh good, for a minute I was wondering why I didn’t notice it

It’s sad bitch hours

YES

Saudi: They need to be covered from head to toe to compete in our country.

Me wondering how they don’t realize skintight dominatrix bodysuits are way hotter: 🥵😏

That’s my GIRRRRL!!!!

The chipmunks have done a better job planting tomatoes in random places in my yard than I did intentionally. This is making me weirdly depressed this evening.

The babies are so sweet 🥲

CDC Publishes   Female Body Hair Guidelines ATLANTA—Stressing that the rules were formulated for the safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released new guidelines Thursday governing female body hair. “Effective...

CDC Publishes   Female Body Hair Guidelines

One of the chickens got a staph infection on her foot so we had to put her in the Disinfectant Cube.

The appointment of Tama as station master of Kishi Station in 2007 saved the station and added an estimated ¥1.1 billion to the local economy.

This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

I love the Becky Lynch and Lyra Valkyria feud because it’s corned beef.

#booksky

Fighting for my life in the work bathroom and this woman walks in sobbing and having a conversation about her mom being diagnosed with skin cancer. Ma’am, I’m very sorry about what you heard from me in one of the worst moments of your life…

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

This was handed to me at work today and it’s my new prized possession.

Oh. Yikes. I am glad we didn’t fight this.

This is the first conclave we’ve had since TikTok was invented and it is delivering.

Earth Day•Every Day🌿✨

Ultimately, Freeman’s column isn’t pitiful because it rubs salt in the wound—it’s pitiful because it lays bare the true aim of the anti-trans movement. This was never about policy or bathrooms or youth sports. It’s about a cohort of people who feel culture shifting beneath their feet, who were raised in a world where casual cruelty toward transgender people was normalized, and who now find themselves resentful that society has moved on. Rather than reflect or grow, they double down, demanding that their revulsion be seen as virtue—that their discomfort be not only accepted but celebrated. Freeman’s yearning for social validation, cloaked in the language of righteous indignation, reveals the movement’s hollow core. The title of her piece says it all: this isn’t about the law, it’s about the isolation that comes from being wrong. And no court decision—no matter how cruel—will win back the friendships lost to hate, or rescue those who chose the wrong side of history from the consequences of that choice.

From my latest piece.

The true motivating energy behind the anti-trans activists of today.

That Jey Uso and Gunther fight…😕

YouTube video by Universal Pictures M3GAN 2.0 | Official Teaser

M3GAN 2.0 looks silly as hell. I’m excited for it.