9Head Fox

Kim Jong Un in giant pants.

Oscar Issac looking at some kind of electronic tablet.

Oscar Isaac in giant pants.

French timecop named Tom Roulette that’s why I make the big bucks baby

Every letter of hatred they write etches your name more deeply into history’s grand stele.

Banning one of the first users of the platform on trumped up charges in response to him doing something unrelated to management that is not bannable and then accidentally revealing that the their decentralized moderation arguments have all been lies is exactly that 1D chess I’ve come to expect here

I think it’s cool that every social media site is run by adult babies who think they’re reinventing the internet from first principles

A GALLON of PCP, though?

she is an ancient beast (turned in 2005) who fears the new (live service games) and enjoys her esoteric and ancient ways (Halo 2) and procures tamagotchi batteries through her mysterious hoard of wealth (night shifts at 7/11)

super straight edge vampire who is scared to even suck your blood after you smoke weed. what if she gets high? what if she gets in trouble??

Blue Sky's interface for hidden moderation lists, saying the following: "This list, created by @asukafield.xyz , contains possible violations of Bluesky's community guidelines in its name or description." Offered choices are to unsubscribe or go back.

BSky hid @asukafield.xyz's transphobia mod list. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Fatter fox=more fluff

Seven vaginas, maybe more.

Eight traumagenic ego splits. Nine heads.

The world is too vast for any person to take on their own except by winnowing themselves down to a very small sliver of a person. Your great agonies are the sign of a heart that cares immensely. You can’t beat them alone.

I’m sorry you relapsed. It doesn’t make you bad, you’re just in a bad time.

Thrilled to learn exactly how many of these goobers put their little computer trinkets on a higher level of sentience than us. Yppo are a bunch of fuckin orcs.

tapping the sign

Tried watching one episode of that shitty show and it was so bad I couldn’t even be mad at it I was laughing so hard

Everyone who worked on a Watchmen sequel is going to be turned into a pagan bone shrine in Alan Moore's backyard

In spirit I am with you and I am saying along with the film:

All he seems capable of thinking about is racecar driving.
…A REAL racecar driver..!
Time to pinch this turd off!
More like a nonja.
STOOOOOP HIIIIIIIIM

My dad just died alone, afraid, angry and miserable in a hospital with none of his family near him; his final acts on earth were to be mean to his ex-wife and discuss his vendetta against a customer service worker.

Truly this a man whom you may know by his death.

Going to make these people pay for disgracing David's work.

Thank you <3

Wirtual is an evil sorcerer who cursed the other team live on camera

today’s #Trackmania world tour needs to be rematched with a no-wizards rule

🙏Anointing this post with the power to destroy that entire shitty ad campaign

the liberty mutual guy is fucking that emu right

On a night like this don’t you just wanna howl?!

Open up your eyes.

A piece of Warhammer 40k fanart: "Warriors of Fenris" by Jeff Porter, alias Discogangsta. The art depicts a space marine beating a drukhari wych to death with a hammer and shield. Jeff has added this conscientious disclaimer: "This is another Warrhammer 40k piece involving a Space Wolf terminator fighting some Dark Eldar wyches. To layman not familiar with the game this may look like a giant guy savagely beating up some women, but if you’ve played the game those wyches are very vicious adversaries so you shouldn’t feel to bad for them."

👀

And the dumb bits always have some really fascinating explanation at the bottom! Why clown detectives? Cruel laws, mad king, racial caste system. Why sentient oil rig?

Iykyk.