Justin Allan-Spencer

<The company’s supply manager frantically looking for bulk pricing on knee pads and mouthwash>

@trumpflationtrkr.bsky.social today, 500 count generic Acetaminophen: $23. Didn’t it used to be under $10?

Anyone else have apocalyptic nightmares all night?

JFC, with this asshole. #fucktrump #trumpswar

Welcome to the Resistance, Tuck?

oh yay…. Another “strongly worded statement”

Ours has some leaf and flower buds juuussssttt starting

$13 trillion of investments erased in 3 days, but I guess we’ll have shrimp.

This is an important thread, and paints today’s #tarrifs move in a much darker light.

More actions like this. If politicians think they know more about health care than docs or nurses — or cede ground to Republicans’ hatchet job to Medicaid/Care, fill their offices with patients (real or staged).

@booker.senate.gov’s record-setting filibuster may appear empty political theatre to some. And maybe it is. But combined with Susan Crawford’s win in Wisconsin, I’m taking shots of hopium straight into my veins.

That, in the end, is the whole point of well-crafted theatre.

#handsoff this weekend

Will you be joining any of your constituents this weekend in #handsoff protests?

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.

11,000 people showed up.

Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

Limp-dick dem leadership (we’re looking at you @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social) need to step aside and hand the reigns to folks with the passion, know-how, and message to rally the People.

That @aoc.bsky.social, @sanders.senate.gov, and @governorwalz.mn.gov are the only Dems showing real leadership, hosting huge town halls in deep red districts, is both heartening and enraging.

Did he fall into a vat of bronzer?

Why is anyone platforming this fart-in-a-car?

I’m starting to think America won’t ever get invited to participate in the Eurovision Song Contest. #eurovision2025

Sure…like Hamburgler McFuckwitt knows how to drive…

#StrategicBeanieBabyReserve

Good morning and Happy Wednesday to everyone who appreciates the fire shown by Rep. Al Green, who was ejected, and DEMs who walked out of last night's ugly trump speech. More should have booed, walked out, or even stayed home.

It's time to get fucking hardcore.

Sad trombone. It would be terrible if this happened more often. Just terrible.

I think (if we can make it out of the next 2-4 years alive), we will have the opportunity to rebuild from the foundations up. But we have to have the will and courage to face the issues this current collapse has laid bare.

The fact that @wired.com and @rollingstone.com are doing better journalism than 90% of other outlets is… something. (Keep it up guys!)

This is the kind of off-the-hook, outside-the-box protest we need from Dems. Not only will it demonstrate how unserious the the Trump-Musk-Johnson clown show is, it will make FOX apoplectic with rage and it’s FUNNY AS HELL (protest is always better when it makes you giggle.)

Whoops.

As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.

And Zelenskyy going on state propaganda TV (Fox) immediately afterward is a stroke of genius.

Today’s spectacularly hubristic self-own was 100% planned in advance, to make a plausibly deniable excuse to not honor an agreement they had no plan of honoring anyway, and to distract from their plan to defy SCOTUS. Or they are remarkably, dumbfounding stupid. Or all three things at once.

I hope Dem’s paid attention to Zelenskyy’s meeting with our clown of a president. He not only stood his ground, but he served tea like an absolute queen.

That is how you do it.

#ukraine #zelenskyy #zelenskyyIsTheHeroWeNeed
#fucktrump #princessRubio #betaCuckJD