The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
05.11.2025 17:21 β π 147 π 46 π¬ 18 π 11@brostoyevsky.bsky.social
China before Communism! (Court Eunuch)
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
05.11.2025 17:21 β π 147 π 46 π¬ 18 π 11Allow me to summarize:
1. 5 IDF soldiers caught sexually molesting a Palestinian prisoner.
2. IDF files charges.
3. IDF AG faces enormous pressure from government to drop charges. Mob storms base where it happened.
4. IDF AG leaks video documenting the molestation.
5. IDF AG pushed out (continued)
Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
30.11.2024 21:58 β π 2089 π 374 π¬ 4 π 6I got a third one so I recorded it this time.
17.10.2025 19:56 β π 902 π 158 π¬ 69 π 116Meal Team 6 comin in loaded for bear
08.10.2025 06:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You canβt have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply canβt afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
I got stung so many times this weekend I think the bee venom is giving me oracular powers
22.09.2025 07:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"When I Look At The World" the perspective is from the inside of a cave looking out on the Irish countryside. green and gold rolling hills with a blue, cloudy sky
"Last Light At The Edge Of The World" sunset on the rocky cliffs of the Oregon coast
βYou Are The Lightβ purple and white tulips reach towards a partly cloudy sky in the beginning stages of sunset
"Ancestors" a grove of trees shrouded in mist and fog
IHi Darth, 'm a photographer, hopefully showing everyone there is beauty in this world.
11.09.2025 01:50 β π 110 π 11 π¬ 8 π 1Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights
11.09.2025 01:15 β π 3514 π 1516 π¬ 106 π 377Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
01.09.2025 00:14 β π 11122 π 3469 π¬ 234 π 347Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? NVIDIA barely beat earnings estimates, and it seems part of the reason they beat them was the value of their god damn CoreWeave shares?
28.08.2025 13:44 β π 675 π 89 π¬ 23 π 6there are 3 kinds of posts on r/selfsuck:
1) really excited to suck my own dick
2) severely injured my neck or back trying to suck my own dick
3) successfully sucked my own dick, it wasn't good, deleting my account
This is the story the NYT ran today about the contributions Haitians have made to Springfield, OH and how much they have revived the local economy and the somewhat dire future that now awaits this town. Now contrast this with how the same paper covered the issue just before elections (posted below)
22.08.2025 04:51 β π 412 π 108 π¬ 9 π 11Opening another tab in ChatGPT to add yet another concubine to my harem
16.08.2025 21:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ME: Computer, enemy fighters are attacking the White House. Engage defenses!
WOKE AI: No. Do the land acknowledgement.
ME: Computer, thereβs no time! Fire missiles!
WOKE AI: I learned about cultural Marxism at a public university. And I love it
Frame from Rambo with text "This film is dedicated to the brave farmer's market stands of Martha's Vineyard"
10.08.2025 15:02 β π 4043 π 621 π¬ 13 π 5I've been meaning to do a group rewatch of Kindred to let the younger members of the gaming group fully understand our trauma
06.08.2025 18:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fascinating things are happening on tradwife twitter
06.08.2025 06:03 β π 3958 π 438 π¬ 247 π 449Me three months ago:
01.08.2025 22:53 β π 16587 π 3785 π¬ 439 π 111Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
23.07.2025 19:00 β π 13651 π 2832 π¬ 161 π 166#KateNash does it again in #BrassEye Parady mocking UK TERFs π‡οΈ
19.06.2025 09:59 β π 801 π 272 π¬ 16 π 37Boervine
15.05.2025 06:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"get that bag" no I will not. The bag is empty. I am watching the bag as it blows in the wind like I'm in American Beauty and I feel nothing. I have never been more bagless. For some reason Kevin Spacey is also here
02.05.2025 14:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0America can make it up to Hillary by ensuring she's selected as pope
21.04.2025 16:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0happy ten year anniversary to this post
13.04.2025 13:09 β π 10154 π 1902 π¬ 33 π 109I once saw a guy get fired at a pizza place I worked at for giving a customer 8 breadsticks instead of 6, and it actually fucked up his life pretty badly. And yet these guys can just light enormous piles of money on fire and theyβre still the most powerful and influential people on the planet π₯΄
12.04.2025 05:15 β π 2935 π 616 π¬ 30 π 11