Rob Cee

Thank you, Ray-Ray.

That would rule.

Fuck it before it fucks me. It's a counter-fucking offensive.

Thank you, old friend.

Thank you, good sir.

Hello Terry

One down, four to go. Let's blast that fucker.

Outstanding! I need one of these for my garage by the alley out back.

Thank you, amigo.

Thank you. With the power of the nukes we're launching our offensive.

I'm hoping for a Peter Parker-like reaction so I'll become more limber (er... limberer?)

To the unfamiliar: Prostate cancer has a very high cure rate, so I'll probably be fine. Others out there (maybe even you) have "capital C" cancers and I'm lucky to not be one of them.

Thank you. So far so good. In and out in 20 minutes for the first blast, just hope it does what it's supposed to.

Except the whole ejaculating blood thing. That was weird, but that was 9 months ago or whatever.

By the way, it was cancer. Had my first radiation treatment today. No ill effects as of yet.

Might fuck around and compare thee to a summer's day.

Sorry I called turnips "street radishes."

When you're in a crowd all doing the ‘we’re #1’ gesture, nobody warns you about the risk of making eye contact with Bizarrely Long Finger Guy.

Much is made about the dangers of steroid use such as shrunken testicles and rage issues, but no one ever mentions that when you carry a suitcase, you will look like Magilla Gorilla.

A condominium is far too small for my living needs. Gonna need a condomaximum.

Bedazzled

Just another example of why I am superior to accounts that are "popular" and "funny."

Best movies based on manga:

-Ghost In The Shell
-Alita: Battle Angel
-Police Academy

Leatherface, showing up for a wedding, wielding his dress chainsaw.

"Skin doctor who treats elephants?" Oh, you mean a pachydermatologist.

#NeverForget

Conspiracy theorists all seem so unbelievably dumb that I suspect they've been planted by a shadowy and nefarious underground organization to distract us from what's really going on.

Also, he thinks it's time for us to end the Vietnam War.

has Usher ever read The Fall of the House of Usher or do you think he is too scared

Impossible. Only if I'm drunk and passing out.