Hej

I would resign in shame if I ever found out that someone who worked for me slept at the office.

Straight to jail

The current stock market is a game of musical chairs where there are 100 participants and 1 chair and every single news outlet just reports "music sounding better than ever".

“.. Tesla would have to revert to trading closer to its fundamentals, which means slashing the stock price roughly in half ..” -- Absurdly optimistic, lol

Yeah there are good reasons for doing this. Which isn't at all to say that it is in fact getting done for those good reasons.

Banger lead paragraph. Robinhood is poison.

I don't think anyone can seriously claim that technology is neutral, anymore.

It seems highly probable that equities will fall a lot before midterms, regardless of rate policy. Unemployment/inflation are on on a bad trajectory. These jobs aren't coming back.

Also just on its face insane because their broker would just force a cover pretty quickly?

Well done. 👏

your account is the only good news i come across these days. love it.

Are you hitting specific names or just loading up on eg VHT?

Whats going on in Norway...?

This garbage, while at the same time crowing about how strong the economy is, is such obvious nonsense. I just hope the inevitable crash and/or inflation surge from overheating the economy hits before midterms.

I mean, that's a hell of a revision.

I love the sentiment here but this would immediately be fixed with a browser plugin.

So hilarious that he boasts the super strong economy and in the same breath the desperate need for lower rates.

Day-Trading Restraints to Be Loosened Under Proposed Rule Change US regulators are finalizing plans to replace a controversial rule that would dramatically lower a threshold for retail investors to trade equities and options more often.

Making day trading more accessible to uninformed, uneducated retail investors is 100% a transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich.

Bangin' art, too. C'mon.

I mean, seems pretty obvious? Awful culture, stagnant product, fascist man-child ceo, zero upside on RSUs. Honestly why would someone stay?

💯 agree - but haven't quite seen that yet in their results.

I don't understand this reasoning. None of those brands' shareholders are going to be okay with margin compression.

In coding there is (usually) an immediate feedback loop as well. You can instantly see if the thing works, and then correct/adjust as necessary. I assume that isn't the case in almost anything else, including theoretical physics.

Really not fair for a banger like this to be hidden in a reply to a reply.

This can't be real. Is it really this bad?

Its been incredibly disappointing to see firsthand just how durable grifting is as a strategy once someone is willing to commit to it absolutely.

No this is going to be way, way worse.

would any single name tanking be financially ruinous? cause then yeah that would affect my sleep…

welcome

Every word of this is obviously insane but "allow people to borrow against their children's future" is so exactly on the mark that its hard to believe this isn't satire.