Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️

there needs to be academic study conducted into why music sounds best when your volume is exactly one click into the "may cause hearing damage" range

[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing

House Tour by Sabrina Carpenter opening with "take your shoes off" is the closest a song has ever gotten to flashbanging me

House MD episode where House has a new team member who's Scottish and calls him Hoose

their releases were exactly parallel with The Veronicas. they're the same songs only it sounds like if My Chemical Romance recorded the instrumental and Patrick Stump did the vocals. like, uncannily like Patrick Stump. Fall Out Boy still exists also. there's been tension between the bands for years

I come from an alternate universe where everything is identical except The Veronicas are replaced by a pop-punk transmasc trio called The Veronica Brothers

daffy duck 1 second after yelling “DUCK SEASON”

hey bay bee, are you today's date? because you're 8th of November

good lord he looks like the shadow of his sins looms over him

I bet you could use bananas for all kinds of stuff

Hey I would like to issue a C orcyion.

Bitches call me Robert cause I make dinero

Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."

Super Mario World mod where Yoshi is replaced with a photorealistic horse and nothing else is different

what??? Nintendo are gonna make games for the new console???? and stop focusing on the old one??????? what's next, they're gonna start doing that from launch like everyone else? sick to my stomach

more like Dick Eternally Cheneyed Up For All Eternity In The Deepest Darkest Pit Of Hell

this could mean one of two things
-Toby has created a character so unlikeable and so irredeemably villainous that to end the chapter and never see them again is a relief
-Tenna is back and he's unbearably annoying for the chapter's duration

my body is ready for either

I know people who have decided to go to polling places and vote solely because of the Democracy Snag. this is in a country where you get fined for not voting mind you. the Democracy Snag works and should be adopted worldwide

ok but why is no one talking about the fact that they've lost communication with the OceanGate submersible

excited to announce that this account has officially been purchased by SportsBet. real punters only on my page from now on or the army of hitmen I've hired with the upfront payment will shoot you on sight

Julia fox defends blood-soaked jackie kennedy halloween costume following intense backlash

Let 👏 women 👏 be 👏 camp

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been engaging with House MD content. why is the fanbase for a 20 year old medical procedural filled almost entirely with teenage girls

you met me at a very baseball time in my life

maybe the real baseball was the friends we made along the way

why are you guys making this website miserable. this is supposed to be the nice one

I could do Godzilla by Eminem easily but I can't learn the fucking lyrics to save myself so you're just gonna have to take my word for it

based ball

Hey, I’m playing Mario 64, and I just entered Shifting Sand Land, but every button on my controller except for B suddenly broke and no longer functions. Analog stick fell off too. Anyone have any advice on how I can still get 100 coins?

I know New York City is a pretty important city and him winning is gonna represent a pretty big shift in US politics as a whole but like. he's everywhere. from the outside looking in you'd mistake him for a Presidential candidate