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"grok.ai is for sale" on a domain selling website, the option "make an offer" is selected with "1 dollar" typed in. The option is in red and text below it says "Your offer does not meet the seller's minimum offer amount of 1.9 million dollars"

This is bullshit, are you kidding me?

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My internet bill is due again today.
Very annoying.
Am trying to get on top of bills but it becomes hard when so many are happening.
It's about $130 AUD
ko-fi.com/catgirlfingies

I tried playing a while ago but I couldn't get a hang of the mechanics 😭

"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends

it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row

Messages: "Did the person who made football have a foot fetish" 13 may 2023 "Murr is more sexually oppressed than a thousand gay people" (the word "people" is misspelled) "Both have 18" 14 may 2023 "Square: Star" "Iron the fish in sea"

Was looking through my old messages to myself and I have no fucking clue what these could possibly mean

you really couldn't make many movies from 40-50 years ago today. this is due to the unavailability of certain discontinued film stocks and the deaths of many principal actors, directors, and other various crew members

nobody has seen the president in three days

[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

Omni-man saying "Look what they need just to mimic a fraction of our power"

500 variations and it still looks like shit 😭😭

Just to be safe in 2028 we should elect a third dying guy as president

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets

ACAB includes when discord says the uploaded file size exceeds the limit

Turns out Bluesky does have an algorithm but it just sends your joke to the person least likely to get it and most likely to get real mad about not getting it

Idk how controversial it is to say this, but I don't think the US should have any colonies. Grant statehood votes to PR/Guam/US Virgin Islands, and any other places that pay taxes to us but don't have fair representation

It's coming, we're just a few years late

Sprained my ankle 🫤

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

Mark Cuban posts: Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO. Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch marthapearce55.bsky.social replies: You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando

say what you will about uploading your ID into that tea app to warn about toxic men but it’s sooo on the nose that now that womens information was hacked, hundreds of thousands of men are doxxing them, harassing them, and threatening women

Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"

bisexual

reminder, bsky has a clever way to display pronouns that's built in!

but you only see them if you yourself opt in, so please feel free to here by subscribing and then choosing which applies!!

@pronouns.diy

happy pride I think I'm just gonna start reposting this until I come up with something better lol

just incase