Chris Hanson @thehouseofchris

OMFG take my money

06.11.2025 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gay men are often better at laying pipe

25.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The arm though…

11.10.2025 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At 40, I really admire the optimism here

22.02.2025 22:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10.02.2025 20:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re going to talk about Trump and friends on here, please could you mention them by name so my mute filter picks them up? Regards, my mental health

21.01.2025 09:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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11.01.2025 10:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As much as it pains me…I *might* need my Big Coat™️ today

11.01.2025 09:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right? I only use FB for memories and events now, so I’ll just have to be more organised 😂

10.01.2025 12:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m seriously reconsidering my use of some Meta platforms after their announcements this week. I’m not sure I’ll notice losing Facebook, but are there any viable Instagram alternatives?

10.01.2025 11:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I don’t want to be a miserable c*nt but I’ve had a fantastic evening as the rain has meant I’ve not had to deal with a dog terrified of fireworks. I’m sure everyone has had as much fun without them?

01.01.2025 01:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel I may have mastered the art of hurkle-durkling, much to the dog’s dismay

30.12.2024 12:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your first as an adult just hits different…

21.12.2024 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Travel, Pizza and Friend. Well, I’m travelling to Australia to see @chrissymark89.bsky.social so that’s a given!

21.12.2024 21:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

‘Eurythmics on the BBC’ is giving me all kinds of good vibes. My Christmas starts today

21.12.2024 21:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got home from the gym and my houseguest has put the tree up for me ☺️🎄🎅🏼

10.12.2024 15:42 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My day started with being brought a mug of tea in bed, and I fear my day has peaked already

10.12.2024 08:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a white shirt is standing next to another man in a living room and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing next to another man in a living room and making a funny face .

08.12.2024 09:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This hangover is 100% life ending. If someone could hold/choke me and tell me everything will be ok, that would be great rn

08.12.2024 09:31 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Aww thanks! 🥹

07.12.2024 12:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🙋🏼‍♂️

07.12.2024 12:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Had a lovely wholesome weekend in Berlin, but I fear my body is 97% mulled wine at this point.

01.12.2024 13:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A fine erection indeed

30.11.2024 16:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Best put me shorts on then…

28.11.2024 11:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Naturally

27.11.2024 14:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There shouldn’t be a House of Lords

27.11.2024 13:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YouTube told me that replacing a part in my leaking shower would take 30 minutes. Naturally, 2 hours later I have no water and a broken shower

25.11.2024 14:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok, the ads for Etsy have taken a turn

25.11.2024 11:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it too early to be over this week?

25.11.2024 10:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here & Now: The Steps Musical. 127 minutes of pure joy

23.11.2024 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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