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Turns out we sacrificed the Packers.

Great trade id do it every year.

12.08.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Cubs put together a 4 1/2 minute montage of Shawon Dunston highlights and included exactly one throw. Go Brewers.

12.08.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rich owners shouldn’t get subsidized stadiums and rich dudes shouldn’t get subsidized housing.

I have no idea who Piker is but I bet that’s a cool house.

12.08.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Chicago Cubs have the 4th-best record in baseball and are 17 games over .500, their best mark this decade.

They are also 6.5 games out of first place, the largest gap between 1st and 2nd in all of baseball, and every single one of their fans is absolutely miserable.

12.08.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Imagine losing a baseball game.

12.08.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s an incredible double play

12.08.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT IS THIS TEAM

12.08.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The dugout laughing is the shit I have to yell at my twelve year olds to stop doing when we’re killing everyone in the tournament

12.08.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brewers are just being obnoxious now lol

12.08.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another Most Brewers Inning

12.08.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would Miz need an outing in the minors for a shin bruise lol

12.08.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Murphball!

12.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And yet

12.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheaters

12.08.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love that Jimmy Gantner still gets so much love in Milwaukee.

12.08.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today on Bluesky: the Dave Zirin nerds discover red light therapy

11.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow look at Mr. Tech here using photoshop instead of ms paint like us real OGs.

You’re killing jobs!

11.08.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI made me a video of Bernie beating up Mr. Met and I didn’t even have to promise it career exposure. Get wrecked art nerd.

11.08.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PCA more like AFK amirite Cubs fans?

11.08.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seigler doing it!

11.08.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bears exec to Illinois: Give us tax breaks for Arlington Heights stadium, or else (feigns coughing fit) The owners of the Chicago Bears are looking for help from the Illinois legislature for their proposed new stadium in Arlington Heights, and here's how the Associated Press describes it: The Bears have...

In seeking a freeze on property taxes for "megaprojects," Bears president Kevin Warren said team owners are "not trying to avoid paying taxes," which is impressive for a bill that would only do one thing: lower the team's taxes.

11.08.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

My kingdom for a daily baseball podcast without and β€œembrace debate” or social commentary

11.08.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching a bunch of the Blue Jays this weekend reminded me how much I love Buck Martinez and how amazing his mid 2000s XM radio show and MLB Home Plate in general were.

11.08.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You love to see it

11.08.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He sounded despondent

11.08.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap Choke Armstrong benched for Justin Turner down 1 in the 9th.

Wild

11.08.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Choke Armstrong finally gets a hit!

And is picked off at second base.

Lol

11.08.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha oh my god Counsell gives Choke Armstrong the green light 3-0 with two men on and two out and he grounds weakly out to first.

Incredible.

11.08.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Anti Counsell Victory

10.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD

10.08.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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