a real, authentic person 🌯

Seeing Dunkin’ ad:

Someone has to protect Wells and Fargo

SNL sketch where JP Morgan is offering financial services in a commercial and a guy that looks like Jeff Epstein keeps popping in and asking about less savory banking opportunities and they keep saying well yes I guess

De-aged Anton Chigurh paying for cow gun with a Mastercard

Oh so it’s a crime to drug a sitting president? Without their knowledge?

And the CIA is aware of this?

They tried to make ketchup green and purple for a bit to demoralize you. It worked.

And therefore, Uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that ketchup has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!

Lol. To be very clear, different iterations of this are the U.S. economy.

That and the war.

In much the same way if you put both of us together, LeBron and I would be good at basketball

? Who are you talking to

What

Have you looked around

@content-mod-info.bsky.social what the fuck is this

You whiny little baby

Friend: (getting acid thrown in his face, permanently disfiguring him) My visage!!
Me: (gasping) His countenance

Sort of stating what should be brutality obvious: if they don’t think they’re making enough money on news, whatever that number is, who knows, they’ll do something besides news

If you think you can make more money in other industries by destroying one, wouldn’t you do it?

You’d think a few of them might end up being good but unfortunately, no, all pedophiles

You are an antisocial freak

Modern bluesky still pretty bizarre

I thought the entire point was decentralization or whatever. It makes no sense that the mods run their own rude lists and ban people like they’re running a damn php board

There’s so much irony going on here I’m drowning in it

How are you real

Lol you fucking moron

you KNOW unc’s lucky ms piggy wasn’t nearby

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

Someone is doing the planning. It may as well be us

we did and they’ve spent every waking second telling you not to look into it

Using pretty expensive drones these days with LiDAR for survey work as well. that stuff is very cool

Hey CIA

Senator Ron here. just circling back to see if you got that thing I sent you

About “you know”

Lmao

Counterpoint: under capitalism that’s exactly what you get to do