10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level
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13.11.2025 17:00 β π 1187 π 92 π¬ 13 π 7
Then speak to yourself weirdo lmao
13.11.2025 17:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The irony here is idgaf. Move along bozo
13.11.2025 17:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Weird behavior to give a shit about another strangers opinion. FOH punk
13.11.2025 17:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A rare miss? All his movies suck lmfao
13.11.2025 17:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Finally got one yesterday, my hair wssso bad omg β¦ like i oughta be ashamed. I was walking around like lil Wayne (not that bad) but omg
06.02.2025 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My friend is so fuckin stupid when it comes to anything feminist related. He knows women deserves rights but thatβs as far as his brain will allow him to go.
Weβre talking about Mia Khalifa btw.
03.02.2025 02:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Pete Hegseth sister-in-law, in new signed testimony, says he raged at ex-wife
Among the allegations π www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
21.01.2025 22:13 β π 6634 π 1537 π¬ 300 π 104
And did. Look at Vance trying to look at his wife lmao
21.01.2025 22:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
BIG BALLS
21.01.2025 20:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Am i supposed to know who this is lol
21.01.2025 19:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Like heβs more than ok. Heβs hyper AF after being sedated ππ
16.01.2025 08:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I hate seeing animal abuse or animals dying okg this dog in a tv show got hit by a car and the dog has to be shot so it can be put out of her misery :( like the dog was shot :(
I took my dog to the vet on Tuesday to remove a mass from his eyelid and heβs ok of course but ikedksjdjdj :(
16.01.2025 08:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Jesus Is My Health Insurance
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13.01.2025 22:00 β π 2785 π 175 π¬ 129 π 31
Flowers on the killer moon or whatever is such a good movie
08.01.2025 04:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's going to be four long years of this shit. Day after day, batshit idea after batshit idea, just a Bataan Death March of the mind.
07.01.2025 17:59 β π 6544 π 1057 π¬ 454 π 86
Lets gooooo
07.01.2025 14:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You have to be approved for loans.
07.01.2025 14:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Yβall shouldβve did this way earlier before the election lnao
07.01.2025 14:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The way my dog was up last night causing hell walking and looking into shit and when i wake up heβs on his bed looking like my profile picture just sleeping peacefully. Nigga fuck you omg
07.01.2025 14:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In 2025, I want people to learn the difference between "I personally didn't listen to/enjoy this artist" and "they had no bops".
06.01.2025 15:08 β π 2664 π 289 π¬ 63 π 35
Wtf is wrong with yall
06.01.2025 18:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tf does this mean Iβm crying we do not care
06.01.2025 18:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Deserved tbh
06.01.2025 18:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
She's refusing to come inside. Pretty sure she's gonna disappear into the snow by the end of the day lol
06.01.2025 14:43 β π 5032 π 212 π¬ 209 π 15
Zendaya got engaged and not pregnant can yall relate?
06.01.2025 18:12 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
The way Zendaya & Tom Holland are the only celebrity couple thatβs universally loved
06.01.2025 17:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Zendaya and Tom are engaged wdc π«
06.01.2025 17:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Canβt believe Tom and Zendaya r engaged (yes i can)
06.01.2025 07:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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