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New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.

@kenjennings.bsky.social Big fan here in Western NC. Appalachia. That's, "apple-atcha" please and thank you. 🌄

Can the billionaires stay in space?

Morgan Wallen is that you?

It's like they dressed up Gollum

I hope #stromthurmond is rolling to an extra crisp on that rotisserie in hell tonight. @booker.senate.gov congratulations and well done 👏

I may have had extremely bad taste in men in my younger years but it never extended to Kid Rock or the clown in Oval Office. Really patting myself in the back for that.

Ew. "I'm the Problem" lyrics were almost verbatim what my abusive ex would say. What a manipulative shit bag. Why do we keep letting these people be famous for this? #morganwallen #snl

The Dix Creek fire between Asheville and Leicester, NC tonight. One of several uncontained fires burning across our region right now.

#notmygambit

Half of what I do when I’m bartending

What the hell is in #utz cheese balls? If I pour a bowl full of them, the entire household (me, the partner, the dog and the cat) have their heads in it instantly.

I just think it's really dumb to be 46 AND menstruating

Rowdy Roddy Piper

Hurricane Helene may feel like ages ago, but the recovery job isn't done. Our teams are still distributing hot meals to NC & TN communities with the help of grassroots organizations. By empowering local leaders, our teams have served over 1.6 million meals since October 2024. #ChefsForNorthCarolina

Your Daily Affirmation:

I nurture the fire of a slow burning anger. A firewall of good cheer shields my people and preserves my calm, but I'm ready to burn this motherfudger down if that's what's called for.

My cause is true, my waffles are crispy. I am not afraid.

I think this is why Zelensky kept his arms crossed a majority of the time - it was his way of refraining from actually doing this.

Trae, the amount of fellow bartenders bleating openly about, "where's our no tax on tips we were promised" is unfathomable and sadly it solidifies the stereotype that folks in the service industry can't get "real jobs" because they're too stupid.

YouTube video by WLOS News 13 Whitson Avenue Bridge reopening

Just in case anyone forgot - or didn't even know in the first place - folks in Swannanoa, NC celebrated the completion of reconstruction on a bridge destroyed by Hurricane Helene. Before you go thinking this is a huge bridge, check out this video. #appalachian #hurricane #swannanoa #asheville

I just saw a post from @theauthorguy.bsky.social and exclaimed, "The author!?" before my eyes moved slightly to the right and saw his @.

Can confirm.
Therapists and investment advisors are going to need therapy.

Um, the SNL Homecoming concert was one of the best concerts I've seen from my couch. I had so much fun! #snl #nospoilers #concert #music #saturdaynight

Why the fuck am I getting a lecture on democracy from a South African?

Me: Hi, may I please see the wine list?

Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM.

Me: Oh, sorry.
Good morning, may I please see the wine list?

donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle on his desk ALT: donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle on his desk

Go Eagles!

If I send you this just know imma get my lick back if it’s the last thing I do

the American flag made up of all Black Men✊🏾 #kendrick #superbowl

#eagles He predicted the other team to win. Don't accept any invitations from him. You didn't before and you shouldn't now.

It's giving Sparky Pulaski in Bring it On