Will Gordon

Yeah, it’s kinda charming how the entirely Brazilian staff finds common cause with the giddy Minnesotans 17 Sundays a year. It’s your standard TitS in every other way but that part’s magical.

My most thoroughly washed moment of 2025: excitedly buying 60 lidocaine patches on double credit card point accrual day.

They folks at this bar are always so happy, the vibes are def better during a Vikings loss than during a patriots win at the place next door

Oh dear I’m not rooting for fucking Carson wentz, I forgot it had come to this. God luck to the purples but I simply cannot be part of this.

There’s a Vikings bar in my neighborhood for no discernible reason and I’m currently there for that same reason, go Vikes.

What if you were an insanely cocky hypercompetitive young man, would that help?

Fun to think about which players are best positioned to throw games. Chaotic guards for sure, and also guys who could miss 4 straight FTs without raising much suspicion. I almost feel like Jaylen Brown’s cheating himself if he’s not at least dabbling.

Seems like we don’t hear about athlete bankruptcies as much as we used to, I don’t know if they’re getting better advice or if the $ really is just so good these days they can’t manage to fuck it up.

I like Terry Rozier and it’s depressing to think he’s either super greedy or has somehow blown $160m, so I hope he just really loves crime.

Even knowing an Albanian Bruce should be disqualifying; do the Blazers not have an HR dept?

This will debut at #1 and he’ll write a second one bragging that he knows nobody read the first one but who cares he got paid every time a wishful thinking girlfriend or mom bought one :(

(not the Nazi stuff) is both valid and insane.

Working on a theory that married rich guys are more susceptible than single rich guys because they have to answer for where the first $100k went … unless they make it back by end of the month!

Austie vs The Loud Bissell, how it all went to shit

Coulda gone fash? Small biz troop during Covid and you’re yelling about Stacy Abrams or whoever? This might be my first podcast.

Huge supporters of the Maine hop hop scene, which means listening parties and DJ nights but still. They’re from The Woooooods too, so had to very actively seek out the culture. Bissells = good.

Yeah that’s definitely the one I met lol.

For what I imagine to be the evolved version of a guy I don’t really know who said a semi-slur in good enough faith in 2011. To be clear!

I think the Bissell Brothers have good politics. The loud one said “cocksucker” within 90 seconds of meeting me but it was a different time, I’d vote for him today.

Yesssss

Oh so she can suddenly afford to quit, interesting.

I like Kat and this is in no way her fault but “with just 5 months to go” killed me. I’ve been reading about this one out of state House race for my entire life. Why do we live like this?

Unfortunately it is a swastika

If it’s Calvin pissing on former tattoo I’m back in.

The tallest guy at the Allagash taproom should take this senate seat over like a former SEC coach.

Absolutely. But it’s Maine! There must be 10’s of white former troop oyster fuckups who aren’t nazis from which to choose!

If Ayanna or Michelle like having beers we could absolutely go to Miracle for a quick one at halftime.

I don’t think I’d want to have a beer with any politician but I’d watch MIT women’s soccer (my new personality) with Ayanna Pressley or Michelle Wu.

I would much rather have a cold, refreshing Allagash White with Janet Mills than with this Reddit tattoo frosted tip guy. Most adults have met both types, this isn’t my special Maine insider tip. So if he’s not winning the “get a beer with” battle, what is his strength?

Drew it can happen!