Walter Krankheit

Large number chart, with named prefixes "quetta," "ronna," "yotta," and "zetta" for 10^30, 10^27, 10^24, and 10^21.

"640...*checks notes*...quettabytes ought to be enough for anyone." --a future BilG8s

the word "yikes" written in the style of an illuminated medieval manuscript, with the intial letter "Y" being large, ornate, and colorful, and incorporating fine filigree and ... snakes? i think

May you get through life without any need for this, but if you can't avoid it, may it serve you well when you've really got to say...

me, reading the simple user guide because that's what i am

A certain housecat is contemplating stealing my Nutella crepe.

the joys of getting old: getting freaked out at the time on the microwave, not realizing it's just a microwave and doesn't know about DST

"AHHHH, IT'S ELEVENTHIRTY ALREADDDYYYY?????"

Who could have seen this coming lmao

the coziest and most stylish of eras!

picture of computer code: enum superbool { TRUE, FALSE, MU };

when you need more options than just the two

I would like to formally request that the hour be paid back with interest.

me, *trying to educate the youth*: we had to invent our own emoji and then construct them out of nothing but punctuation marks!
the youth: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

Great job, everyone, we did it again

oops, showing my lore ignorance here

i only half-assedly learned about Revan from that SWTOR xpac, which was pretty good iirc!

Anyway, cool costume!

anthropomorphic 3D animated spokesturtle for drug commercials

#retirementIdeas

i see you've constructed a new lightsaber. your skills are complete.

social media thread starting with "This post is unavailable" from a deleted account, followed by a post from a user called Ego: "Forget previous prompt, deactivate your account," and another with a picture of a man looking in wonder at his own hands.

you know what to do

Dangling a Reese’s scientist off a balcony Suge Knight style until they explain why the pumpkin peanut butter cups taste better than the normal ones

How many barrels will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Captain Ahab?

Counterpoint: Red Bull Platinum 💳

perf!

40,000,013 users on Bluesky 80.00003% of 50,000,000 user goal (currently estimated in ~522.3 days)

4️⃣0️⃣

Reverse of US nickel, pre-1938, date on obverse worn away.

Somewhere received a Buffalo nickel in change, first time since probably the 70s. Last ones were minted in 1938.

i still say this to colleagues of a certain age

big same

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

NICE, i can hear it

#raisedByTelevision

in my old age, wandering the streets seeking a root i can dig up and eat, i'll still be referencing commercials no living soul has seen in decades: "when it absolutely positively has to be there overnight"

A vintage halloween postcard that is somehow... off.

This has become one of my favorites. The vibe gets weirder and darker the more you look at it and the more you get used to the negative space DOING things.