mags

figuring out what i’m wearing to a wedding. not getting suicidal about it this time

at dyke day yesterday two people came up to our tent and went “you look prepared… do you have a wine opener” oh we had a wine opener

rooting for anyone other than sinner to win, during pride? the month of sins?

just had such a frustrating thing happen at work, but i have been blessed by people having fun online today so it’s fine actually

i’ve noticed this with my friend who uses he/she, everyone wants to use they :(

hmm starting to care about work too much. need a new crush stat

I'm in total control of my emotions so long as I don't watch anything sadder than Wheel of Fortune

they messaged me to let me down and went “is the job market really bad right now? we’re getting a lot more applicants than usual” 🫠

i was really excited about a job and then i didn’t get it. has anyone else experienced this

but then i see other software devs being horny on main and i’m like hm maybe i should loosen the reins a bit

still trying to figure out if i want this account linked to my name. i’ve never let online and offline maggie collide. my little diary isn’t meant for James From Work

today i tried really hard to do things that make me happy and damn that shit worked! ty wellbutrin my darling

not being able to save drafts here is craaaazy but also? i guess i’ll just tweet it all!

love it when people love themselves. i’m unique this way

my inhibitions are like: if you talk people will hate u

i’ve been soooo anxious for months bc of. events. but. i’m drunk with friends for the first time in probably a year and it feels amazing. fuck inhibitions fr

Jeff Probst counting votes

If anyone has a hidden Rosary and would like to use it, now is the time

a cat and dog not actually touching no matter how much i want them to

my babies have been cuddling with each other more

crying in the shower is actually very economical. efficiency is key

wearing a sign around my neck that says “if you ask me about my puffy red eyes i’ll die”

going to the longest bachelorette weekend ever on wednesday so really need to figure out how to stop crying about my dad every two hours

it’s so hard all the time. my dad wants to get better but i don’t think his body or mind is actually capable of that at this point. it’s destroying my mom. it’s so hard

finally going to pull the trigger and buy a .gay domain for my personal site. i’ve been stressing about people not wanting to hire me if i do that but then remembered i’m a software dev and everyone is gay

wanting kody from sister wives to die in a ditch has really brought me and my mom together

seeing how high i can get my step count from pacing alone. beefy legs courtesy of events not only looming but also occurring

the reality of how horrific your last days can be when you’re poor is just. idk the empire needs to fall faster so maybe in like 30 years people who aren’t rich can die with dignity

i’m in my hometown for 3 weeks to help out while my dad’s health falls off a cliff. half of this time is me taking over for my mom as his caregiver. i’m constantly overwhelmed by
1. caregiving caregiving caregiving
2. knowing this is my mom’s everyday life
3. my dad’s everyday despair

i have such a weird relationship to my online presence now that idk how to do this in a way that feels fun. however,,, i’m sad and want to tweet