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Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

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Feels incredible that the defense is able to crush the prosecution's case and argument even at the level of "this sandwich couldn't have possibly exploded when it hit you sir"

04.11.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To the caller who likes to get cream pied but doesn't want pregnancy (again): find a guy who's had a vasectomy.

01.09.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Raskin: "What we have is the Trump Justice Department organizing itself not around the interests of the survivors -- the people who were victimized by Maxwell and Epstein -- but rather organizing itself around protecting the perpetrators."

07.08.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8122    πŸ” 2735    πŸ’¬ 204    πŸ“Œ 141

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

05.06.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 44318    πŸ” 9658    πŸ’¬ 516    πŸ“Œ 543

I guess it’s harder to get AI slop supporting predetermined conclusions through peer review.

29.05.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Open AI’s valuation is at $400 billion. They used about 190,000 books to train their plagiarism bot. Randomly saying 25% of their value comes from that stolen dataset, I think they owe the authors about $526,000 per stolen book.

27.05.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2613    πŸ” 851    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 137

β€œAmerican Teenager IDF Labeled β€˜Terrorist’ For Throwing Rocks β€˜Eliminated’ in West Bank”

hire me, NYT

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NYT: Israeli Forces Said They Killed a β€˜Terrorist.’ He Was 14 Years Old.

The death of Amer Rabee, a Palestinian American in the West Bank, has spurred anger over soldiers’ use of force and an apparent lack of accountability.

NYT: Israeli Forces Said They Killed a β€˜Terrorist.’ He Was 14 Years Old. The death of Amer Rabee, a Palestinian American in the West Bank, has spurred anger over soldiers’ use of force and an apparent lack of accountability.

fucking cowards

27.05.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1807    πŸ” 348    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 18

it's jolting how little AI skepticism has reached the general public. i've had many acquaintances ask whether i use AI for research and seem shocked when i tell them it's completely useless for that purpose. my wife recently told her colleagues about hallucinations and it was news to all of them.

07.05.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7469    πŸ” 1165    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 237
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Tell Congress: Keep Funding International Conservation Send a letter to your Representative to let them know you support continued funding for international conservation programs.

Calling all US citizens who understand that #conservation is a global issue! 🌎 There are so many issues that need your voice right now but make sure you're heard on this before it's too late: tell Congress we need to keep funding international conservation! protect.worldwildlife.org/page/82646/a...

03.05.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just deranged. This was a *solved* problem.

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Grant Holmes struck out Shohei Ohtani, Mookie Betts, and Freddie Freeman in the first and it was awesome!

02.05.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Grant Holmes has already struck out Shohei Ohtani 4 times this season! The only RHP with more Ohtani Ks in one year is Justin Verlander (5 in 2018).

03.05.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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How it started. How it’s going.

03.05.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 883    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 5

Mike Waltz has left the chat.

01.05.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 66417    πŸ” 8966    πŸ’¬ 1939    πŸ“Œ 981

β€œAlso, we’re ending the environmental and regulatory standards”

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What a difference 5 weeks makes for Bianca. No move living on a chain πŸ”“

She can’t stop dancing πŸ₯°πŸ™

01.05.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16589    πŸ” 1674    πŸ’¬ 468    πŸ“Œ 131

It's just unfathomable to me how one so mutilates their soul that that they feel justified to treat another human being this way.

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Oldest ant fossil ever found shows how ants took over the world A fossilised 113-million-year-old hell ant from Brazil adds to the evidence that the first ants evolved in the southern hemisphere before moving north – and beyond

A fossilised 113-million-year-old hell ant from Brazil adds to the evidence that the first ants evolved in the southern hemisphere before moving north – and beyond

28.04.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Even the app hates the owner

28.04.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like the cut of his jib.

28.04.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've heard execs/Wall St analysts take comfort in fact that consumer spending has held up even as consumer views of the economy are tanking. After all, revealed preferences matter!

But I wonder how much of that disconnect could be explained by cases like this (from a reader):

27.04.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3613    πŸ” 726    πŸ’¬ 322    πŸ“Œ 126

Democratic members of Congress should probably be made to understand that unless they throw everything they have at this, they are next.

25.04.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8801    πŸ” 2598    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 165

this is black-letter violation of the fourth amendment

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β€œis my calculator horny?β€œ our tech columnist asks. β€œi entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

24.04.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 16639    πŸ” 3813    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 48

YES! I yell about this all the time--someone says "there's no room for conservatives at universities" and I'm like, "let me introduce you to the business and engineering schools."

21.04.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 897    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 6
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant | CNN Politics Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, two sources familiar with the incident, includin...

Breaking: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant
By Josh Campbell and Kit Maher

www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/p...

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