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Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

16.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11082    πŸ” 2218    πŸ’¬ 456    πŸ“Œ 624

Saw your name in the Epstein files.

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Just kidding, but if you donate $5, $10, or even $15 right now, democra

11.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier

02.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5695    πŸ” 1443    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 18

hindsight is 20/20 but maybe selecting university presidents on their willingness to debase themselves for private donor money is related to the current difficulties in defending academia from fascism

01.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2014    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 15

how the fuck you gonna reform a children’s concentration camp asshole

28.01.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5240    πŸ” 1318    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 20

The moderate position is unwinding the entire post-9/11 security state

27.01.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2595    πŸ” 590    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 27

the main thing about all the harper's letter intellectual dark web bari weiss heterodox thinker people is that they can all be tricked into absolutely anything if you just flatter them for being smart and brave

18.01.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

It’s actually quite simple:
Brock Turdy

18.01.2026 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone can laugh at the niners. It’s fun. Give it a shot

18.01.2026 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing.

@Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."

Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing. @Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

16.01.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 23981    πŸ” 4906    πŸ’¬ 327    πŸ“Œ 513

This guy looks incredible. Fantastic work

09.01.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The most antisocial animating force in American politics - whether you’re being shot in the face by a republican or yelled at online by a liberal - is crybullying. Just an unbelievably excruciating nation of crybullies yearning for victimhood

08.01.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 482    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

yeah I agree better defense there and they win the game

08.01.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah I mean if you'd prefer a bricked stepback with no time left because it eliminates the possibility of this edge case I guess there's no accounting for taste

08.01.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

expecting a player with a live dribble to hold it for 1.6 more seconds before driving when he has a lane to a wide open layup and the shot clock under 7 is a little to slow-motion replay brained if you ask me. better defense/a called moving screen on Scotty and this is a fantastic game winning play

08.01.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they took the lead with under two second left. criticizing the offensive decisionmaking is extremely silly imo

08.01.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

08.01.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11738    πŸ” 2923    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 17

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

03.01.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 23850    πŸ” 6736    πŸ’¬ 186    πŸ“Œ 154
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stupid

20.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 337    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

19.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2928    πŸ” 770    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 20

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

15.11.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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12.11.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3315    πŸ” 1331    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 68

One of if not THE greatest league pass nights of all time

11.11.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institutionβ€”the term they tend to prefer is β€œelite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…

I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!

08.11.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3960    πŸ” 1197    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 188

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

23.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4938    πŸ” 798    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 41

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

29.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 14197    πŸ” 4041    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 219

Garnacho is playing great but the constant flopping is really starting to piss me off. Stay on your dang feet brother

04.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big congrats!!!!

29.09.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Devastating events do be shattering the fabric of a small town

22.09.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great defense to close out a very rocky quarter. Gotta rebound better!

19.09.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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