@messyowl.bsky.social
You’re not a person unless you’re acting
raw broccoli
Rob Brockley
Someone use this name please
One of the dumbest things you can do as an adult is put a bunch of rubber ducks in your jeep
03.11.2025 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Recognize this device in the future” is a lie
25.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I ate the deviled egg. It wasn’t that good. I feel empty.
04.09.2025 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Jeep is the Croc footwear of vehicles
26.08.2025 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I hate her more every day 😐
14.08.2025 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For the first time in my life I am craving a deviled egg
11.08.2025 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Have you ever seen me walk like a shrimp?
09.08.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fear is my laxative
28.07.2025 13:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is it Rat King Summer 2025 y’all? 👑🐀
10.06.2025 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mindless slugs addicted to shit
25.05.2025 23:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing tastes as good as peeing feels
24.05.2025 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’re all just slugs begging for slime
19.05.2025 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Danny devito
18.05.2025 00:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someday everyone who makes me laugh will die and I am not okay with that
18.05.2025 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Another day feeling irked that grown adults continue to use adhd as an excuse to be chronically irresponsible.
-person with adhd
Letting your Venmo transactions be public…it mystifies me. But here I am looking at my high school English teachers transaction history 🤠
13.05.2025 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you quit using AI I will kiss you on the lips. If you don’t quit using AI I will put a flaming bag of poop on your porch
02.05.2025 15:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dana Nessel is an enemy to democracy
25.04.2025 17:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think my Elissa Slotkin is a big stupid mess loss me one of my 23 followers 💔
24.04.2025 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quit using AI. Not only because it’s bad for the environment but bc it’s fucking stupid and lazy.
24.04.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elissa Slotkin is a big stupid mess *smacks microphone*
24.04.2025 21:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elissa Slotkin is a mess
24.04.2025 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just found out the Ramones brothers weren’t really brothers
10.04.2025 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How does it feel to be a casual enjoyer of something? I’m either neurotically obsessed or couldn’t give 3 fucks
26.03.2025 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How I feel when my friends are nice to people who are nasty to me
21.03.2025 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thinking about that time I was sitting in an MSU biology lecture hall while visiting a friend, and I heard the girl a few rows in front of me ask “is lettuce a plant?”
20.03.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every year it becomes a little bit harder for me to tolerate friendships with people who aren’t adhd / autistic 😵💫
25.02.2025 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People in general hate assertive women; even women!
19.02.2025 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are plane crashes the new school shooting?
19.02.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
