Jack da Dogfather

Have fun. The weather is nice right now. Enjoy your stay.

Thise regime needs to live in the horrific conditions it is forcing on the poorest of humanity.

That hoodwink by Senator Hoodie to become Senator Hoodie was one doozy of a screwing.

She's like what a cop stache would be if it became sentient.

You mean: The Fool's Golden Age?

Good luck! Call the sheriff and report them. Better to be safe than cinders.

What's Psrong with her?

Now, let's get the new Dem rep from TX 18 sworn in so she can be 219 on that Epstein files doc.

Woman sits in car for 14 hours to get food during New Birth Baptist church food giveaway More than 2,000 people waited in their cars in line Saturday morning in order to receive food.

Some people waited in line up for 14 hours to receive a food box from a church giveaway.

500 people volunteered to help and they still ran out of food.

Remember for every one person a food bank feeds, SNAP feeds 9.

By turning off food assistance the regime is starving Americans.

I have tried resetting my microwave clock twice now and it keeps going back to DST. It is smarter than I am.

a man is carrying a pink frisbee in his hand ALT: a man is carrying a pink frisbee in his hand

I now have that song by Sylvia stuck in my head. Thanks, Obama.

Cuntsuela?

My cousin, Deez voted for her.

Because Jake Tapper needs to sell books!

Ode to a Gas Station Sandwich:

Damn you!
Ham, you betrayer.
Stomach cramps
Never again.

Momo is anti-trick or treaters. Otherwise, he was going to go as a floor sweeper.

YouTube video by Rep. Joe Neguse The Trump administration’s lawlessness cannot be ignored. Period.

Why Joe Neguse is not minority leader over letter-writing Jeffries is 100% the problem with Democrat leadership. Between Schumer and Jeffries, there's not one spine or ball.

youtube.com/shorts/84taa...

Shhhhh... Mark Cuban is totes on our side! He's like shingles.

So... no real consequences. Fuck that guy. Andrew should be dodging knucks in prison with the Turnip.

Whatever happened to Sarah Cooper? Her videos made me laugh.

It's going to take a long time and a ton of money to de-Turnip all the gaudy, cheap garbage that they spilled all over the Whitehouse.

Rafael was born in Canadia!

Okay, but promise you won't show the giraffes Night at the Roxbury.

He'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts.

Too late!

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

I suggest adding a dog.

I came here to say that that is the look of a former punk trying not to fall down the stairs.

Okay, but I'm doubling up on the coffee.

YouTube video by Reagan Library President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc