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@dan-muller.bsky.social

thoughts / comedy / nonsense

33 Followers  |  37 Following  |  24 Posts  |  Joined: 21.01.2025  |  1.6218

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Definitely not!

23.05.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not my best πŸ˜…

23.05.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying Bluesky again. Hello!

23.05.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sheryl Crow themed Peloton ride hit different today

27.03.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Share an airbnb with three other 30+ guys and TRT will be discussed at length

23.03.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw the Elway’s restaurant at the Denver airport. So stupid. Do some people think John Elway is back there in a little office making shift schedules and deciding who to cut early?

23.03.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CVS Bangers-Vol. 2 - YouTube

It’s a CVS Bangers Weekend m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

23.03.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love watching basketball like 5 days a year. Beautiful game. Lots of fun. That’s just all I got though. Hard cap.

20.03.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One Lucky Cat’s Tale Las Vegas is a losing endeavor. It’s all about damage control.

Wrote about luck and my cat for St. Patrick’s Day medium.com/@DanMulller/...

17.03.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Corned Beef is back at Chipotle

15.03.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Learned far too late in life that even the smartest people are just trying their best. Everyone’s an imposter, some are worse than others. Do your thing and be kind.

14.03.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

St. Patrick’s Day is Chicago’s Mardi Gras. Drunk parade season is not over here.

14.03.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The quiche at this one year old’s birthday is GOATED

09.03.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They gotta put a weird old guy in the Love is Blind pods one season. Wild card move. See what happens.

08.03.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giving up King Cake for lent

05.03.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting a student driver sticker on your car so you can drive like an asshole with impunity

02.03.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess it’s been around since 2016 (?) but I just recently learned about the Simpsonwave genre. No strong opinions yet.

01.03.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hats off to Chicago winter for being so abusive that a 50 degree day feels like paradise

25.02.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anora is my favorite movie in the Oscar conversation. That’s all for now. Have a nice Sunday.

23.02.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Orleans is drunk and silly and French. Love it.

16.02.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Down south this weekend

15.02.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my Google reviews era

13.02.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No accident that I gravitate toward classes from the Peloton instructor who plays Tool a lot

13.02.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awoooo!

24.01.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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