Scarfo

Three rules in life:

1. You don't spit into the wind.
2. You don't tug on Superman's cape.
3. You don't fuck with Rachel Homan.

What a double.

Strange as it sounds, this is what Team Homan needed. You can see it in her face - she's pissed and in kill mode. They won't lose again. Much better reaction than Kennedy.

Me: What is your deal, man? Quel est ton ... deal?

Farley: Shhh.. I'm trying to sleep weird. Also, I don't speak french and neither do you..

#caturday #catsofbluesky

I'm a Browns fan, but I LOVE this Bears team. That touchdown was unlike anything I've ever seen.

Browns might hire Grant Udinski

Would be very funny if the BROWNS hired the guy who looks exactly like Johnny Manziel if Johnny Manziel didn’t party and went to bed at 9 pm

Two cute cats sleeping in parallel on their owner's lap

Sam: Dude, I need your help holding down stupid human.

Farley: I'm down, man, we'll hop on his lap.

Sam: Great idea ... are you getting tired? I'm getting tired.

Farley: Zzzzzzz

#caturday #cats

Me: Who's my best little panther pal?

Cappy: Shut up, I'm hunting something.

Me: That's right, you are my best little panther pal!

Cappy: My god, you're stupid.

#caturday #catsofbluesky #cats

Farley: Sir.. Excuse me, sir.. I can't help but notice that I'm not getting pets right now. I've gone into full adorable mode to expidite the petting process. Please correct at your earliest convenience.

#caturday #catsofbluesky

This was simply perfect.

Thank you Cena.

Holy fuck, Gunther.

Based on where the tide was, I think you could have had a sit once or twice after all, Steven. #survivor #survivor49

Watching regular season hockey for the first time in a while.. Florian Xhekaj makes me want to watch more. Go Habs go, eat it, Leafers.

...Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it."

George Orwell, 1984

"It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grammes a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be REDUCED to twenty grammes a week...

Farley: Is it possible to get even cozier?

Me: I don't believe so, sir. I think you have reached peak coziness.

#caturday #cats #catsofbluesky

Regardless of how this ends, this has been the most amazing World Series I have ever seen.

Go Blue Jays.

Pay. This. Man.

Go Bo, go Blue Jays.

Farley is locked in for the World Series, cheering hard for the Jays on #caturday

Brendan Little pitching to Ohtani in the bottom of the 17th.. inevitable?

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

It's 1:36am.

15th inning coming.

My cats are confused as to why I am still up.

Come. On. Jays.

That play by Vladdy is incredible. Not just the catch and the throw, but the presence of mind to make that play is incredible. Worth every penny. Let's go Jays.

Yes, Cappy, you are the handsomest boy. #caturday #catsofbluesky

wild how much mitch marner was holding back the blue jays

George's full AB with in stadium audio only.

Is there any way that the Jays can bring Munenori Kawasaki back just for the locker room celebrations? I have no idea if there will be a bush party tonight.

Sportsnet puts up a graphic language warning. "Now that we've done that, Murphy's law says he'll stop dropping f-bombs."

Schneider: Not a fucking chance.

Let's go Jays.

I think that 'overjoyed Max Scherzer' may be the most terrifying Scherzer of all. Let's go Blue Jays.

Hazel Mae: I get that you're pumped, but any chance you can stop dropping f-bombs on my live mic?

John Schneider: No fucking way, Hazel *high fives her*

The lack of consistency in the strike zone in this Jays game is infuriating. Not saying that the Jays haven't gotten a few calls - they have - but.. wow.