shit lads @femtanylll.bsky.social was so fucking good 😭

pre- @femtanylll.bsky.social beamys 🥳

let’s fucking goooo

pregaming for the kink party lol

I dreamt about eating salmon and eggs for weeks after I stopped eating vegan lol
I was putting away eggs at a crazy rate for the first few weeks

last day of work this year done 🥳

ready to binge watch all the shows I haven’t had time to catch

knit a bonnet 💗

threw a splash of baileys in my coffee this morning, it’s just christmas milk

took today off and cleaned the house, washed the dog, made a batch of jam and slow cooked a beef curry

who is she?

never eating those waffle crisps again btw, can still taste them

someone at my crafting meet up brought up crypto last night and I blurted out ‘shit I still have some crypto I need to get rid of’.
had to quickly clarify I had the crypto to buy weed on the internet and not for weirdo crypto bro reasons 🤷‍♀️

telling her she’s the best girl after she just menaced the entire pub

watched every move of every auld lad

storm in the pub !!

like I’ve done a reread since it came out but I feel like I stopped at oathbringer? or if I did read row again I’ve blocked it out.

pretty sure I hid it in my mums attic when I was moving

actually I don’t even know where it is, I can see the rest of the series from where I’m sitting but I think I might have hidden that last one so I didn’t have to look at it

and I want to read the new stormlight book but I know I to reread the last one first and it took such an emotional toll on me the first time I’m not sure if I’m ready for that again

need like a month off work so I can rewatch the expanse, rop, community and all the fast & furious movies

oh and wot before s3 comes out

thank christ for allergy meds tho, I woulda been so fucked if I was born in the old times

my allergies are so fucking bad this winter

how to keep dust far away from me?

why? maybe I’m in a hurry, or I don’t like the look of u, or I can see that storm doesn’t like the look of u and is about to bark in your face. take the no and move on

I’ve noticed more people are asking first if they can pet storm recently. But if i say no they nearly always get offended, ask why or argue with me 🤷‍♀️

am I going to get sad when this guy inevitably melts 😭

cowards for not letting boyle make out with the snowman

they got Doug Judy and Boyle in the hot snowman movie? Sold

the idea of protein water is diabolical

I really thought these were soup dumplings, broth where?

google maps is a liar, that was a 30 minute walk at most

walking an hour home because I don’t have the patience to wait 20 mins at the bus stop

what is this ?

Trust my gut? I don’t think so…I can’t even trust it with cream-based soups